It would probably look a bit like this: Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Brilliant!
I had to google this. And I found this. Nothing graphic, but still NSFW warning. blip.tv/bhoggard/lilibeth-cuenca-rasmussen-vagina-painting-712203
Can't watch that. Not because of the content but the length of the pre-video advert. 22 seconds. Too long. I could paint Guernica with my ear in that time.
There are so very many ways to avoid learning how to actually paint while still taking a shot at getting 'rich and famous' as a 'misunderstood artiste'. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!uke: