A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude Saw a man come along And, unless I am wrong, You expected this line to be rude.
The bottle of perfume that Willie sent Was highly displeasing to Millicent; Her thanks were so cold They quarreled, I'm told, Through that silly scent Willie sent Millicent.
There was a post by [R14] Which he thought excetpionally keen, But bad meter and timing, And the lack of good rhyming, Makes me long to say something quite mean. by: Anonymous
There was a young woman with a beard, Who said, "It is just as I feared!— Two lesbians, 4 men and Christopher Wren, Have built Royal College in my beard.
Is Algebra a fruitless endeavor? It seems they’ve been trying for ever To find x, y, and z And it’s quite clear to me: If they’ve not found them yet then they'll never. Graham Lester
There was a young man from Cass Whose bollocks were made out of brass. When they tinkled together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass! :yay:
Do you want to go to the store to buy food and a whole lot more? Then go down the street to purchase your treat and you won't be hungry for sure.
There once was a thing called a V-2 To pilot which you did not need to- You just pushed a button, And it would leave nuttin' But stiffs and big holes and debris, too. (From Gravity's Rainbow - a 1973 novel by American writer Thomas Pynchon)