there once was a lad from australia who painted his ass like a dahlia the color was fine, like wise the design but the aroma now that was a failure
Off original post sorry We own the moon No you don't I'll take you there No you won't Don't you like to fly among stars I'd rather pub crawl among the bars You have no sense of romance And how the Space Force will advance The human race and its quest for knowledge Which is my reason I went to college But perhaps someone can cut it down some way Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet Eating her curds And lost for words. As she watched a spider Sit down beside her She gave a cough "You touch my fucking curds and I'll pull your fucking legs off" Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Who is the one who has the deed To the moon? And why do we need To know? Can we reach the stars? We can barely get to Mars At any reasonable speed.
About Mad'moiselle Moo-fay And her curds-and-whey buffet: In fact, the poor arachnid Fell down a hill like Jack did, And that's the whole truth. Okay?
I went for a testicle check Because of a spec The little Thai lady nurse Said "It could be worse" "It is common to become erect" "But I am not erect" I said As my face went bright red The lady Thai nurse held a ball And with a deep drawl "I know. It's me wanting head" Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
A man who was very religious Had an appetite that was prodigious. He took his communion With fork and with spoonion And his table manners were fastigious.
I had this song running through my head and (eventually) I realized... "It ain't necessarily so It ain't necessarily so The things that you're liable To read in the Bible It ain't necessarily so"
A family of hungry Bigfeet Went out to get something to eat. Mama, papa and baby Thought pizza and maybe A photographer for a treat.
A small tribe of Bigfooties Wanted to taste some cookies The forest had none But still it was fun When they decided to start having nookies Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Bigfoot and a samurai ghost Were in conversation engrossed Over breakfast one day, When Bigfoot did say, "I can see Jesus on my toast!"
From one of the best TV programs QI I saw this mathematic limerick ****"""" Math Limerick Question: Why is this a mathematical limerick? ( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 92 + 0 *******" I won't put the answer here to give you a chance to work it out The text equivalent can be found on this link https://www.math.hmc.edu/funfacts/ffiles/10001.8.shtml Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
One day I drank a syllabub And thought I saw Beelzebub. I think it's better to put in A little less of rum and gin To create less of a hubbub.
One day I ate a syllabus It went down to my gut, no fuss But the very next day I started to pray Coming out it felt like a bus Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
There once was a anosmic theistic Who gave speech anapaestic But it didn't sit well As his nose could not smell When the farts he put out were majestic Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
There was a young man named Green Who invented a w**king machine. On the ninety-ninth stroke the bloody thing broke and whipped his balls into cream.
I would like to write a new limerick But worry it might be a gimerick Is my talent so bad? Oh that would be so sad If my gimerick limerick is a stinkerick It's 1am I'm bored Way to early for coffee Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
On trying to remember if I am really absent minded: I nearly forgot “I Forgot Day.” How ’bout naming it “Memory Rot Day?” Since my brain is a sieve, I find each day I live A confounding “Forgetting A Lot Day." ............... or My memory’s terribly rotten, So I don’t absorb data like cotton. My mind’s for the birds Cuz I keep losing words: hyperamnesiacs, meaning? Forgotten! ..................... or........................................................................................................................?
There once was a girl called Yvette Who spent too much time on the net She ran out of data To buy a b'day pinata And broke out into a sweat Not mine Sent to me from my WiFi provider With a offer to buy extra data for the weekend ????? 1 * for trying? originality? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
