Only five words

He saw the ghost and...

And ran to the toilets...

 

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he grabbed his post and...

 

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He also picked up toiletroll...

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You both scared the ghost

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Daves dream ghost the stripper

 

lol

here's me being serious...

 

as her footing became precarious

 

and she landed on...

 

i was trying to give you an easy out as you trolled the thread into a sexualised topic about your own desires.

but you seem to be just continuing to smash it with your sexual desire.

now your hammering it back into your own sexuality
much so which will be annoying wegs quite a bit.
(throws in a handful of magic beans)
i tried to give it a little panache and steerage
a-lass ... a horses ass
donkey poo and rotting bass

it is a 5 word story not a omission of crass

 

I keep forgetting about the 5...

She fell on a tap...

 

the slope was slippery slipper

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Fer cryin' out loud, SciFo peeps can't even participate in an innocent thread like this without flamin' each other.

 

was as good as another

 

That’s four words...

Are you posting from a pub? lol

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[attempting to re-start the thread ... from where it went wonky]
something about ghosts or horses or donkey's-apple is nice by juice or slice
pie for guests mostly best
serviettes services slices succinctly
cinnamon & apple
whipped poured
cream
...

a noisy ghost inside a stable

 

The Ghost ran across fields...

 

...was crashing towards the Earth...

 

...Horse so I can ride...