End Times

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Your Preference

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  1. The Garden on Earth (Eden)

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  2. Can't handle camping no matter how well the campground is developed, give me Eternal Love

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  1. Sancho Banned Banned

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    Best resolve for the future of humanity?

    A Return to the Garden when Man was One with God and Nature? The absence of All that has separated humanity from God's Paradise on Earth?

    An Ascension to Knowing Only God's Love for Eternity?
     
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  3. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    Well some aliens that left promised to build us a new earth, 4 x the size of this one with no sun. Then zapping us there. So yes, a fresh start. God will provide the light from his new city on the new earth. What's your favourite animal?
     
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  5. Sancho Banned Banned

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    I would never eat a Dog or Cat.
     
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    You probably have ate cat if you use Chinese takeaways.
     
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    Fried shrimp, pork chow-main and fried rice. Still, a cat might have contributed to the dish at least once or twice over the years.
     
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  9. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    Oh, and Matthew 24:40. Not everyone will be taken.
     
  10. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    The child fiddlers are left then the earth and them are blown out of existence.
     
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    Not for 1000 years.
     
  12. Sancho Banned Banned

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    Perhaps a Mix of the Two: 300 years in God's Love (Heaven)/300 years in Eden--for Eternity?

    B has plans for His Throne after this lifetime. It involves a Tropical Beach, a Beach Shack w/corrugated steel roof, a small Beach Town Populated with Beautiful Bitches whose will is to serve their God's Will with Endless Love and affection. Of course B loves to Travel, so there will be a World of Beautiful Bitches to explore. Hopefully that will be enough to get the last 2000 years off his Mind and Heart. If not, there's a whole Galaxy and Universe waiting.

    He will be keeping an eye on things via Cosmic YouTube.
     
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  14. Sancho Banned Banned

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    You think too much. That's how everything turns to shit.
     
  15. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    If your life is shit it's not because I think too much.

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  16. Sancho Banned Banned

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    Or is God's Love Eternal because He is Eternal?
     
  17. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    Well, this is a discussion forum, not a preaching forum, so you've got your work cut out for you defending that with logic and evidence.
     
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    Don't be a little bitch, Dave. I'm certain you can handle it just fine. I do have a certificate of accomplishment should you need see one.

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    Does your self awarded King of the Universe supercede the I MADE THIS plaque nailed by God on the firmament?

    Plus give you permission to be stupid?

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    I'm absolutely perfect, so my stupidity is perfection. I can't go wrong.

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  21. Sancho Banned Banned

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    My initials are scratched on a tree in My Backyard. I figure that is enough.
     
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