i've been trying to figure out exactly what Jesus is holding in this picture? what do you think? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! it looks like a magical pink cupcake to me...
http://phoenix.akasha.de/~alfred/meditations/burning.htm also, Luke 24:32 "Did not our heart burn within us?" ithe burning heart is also sometimes shown with a ring of throns around it, to remind of the suffering humans caused the one who loved us so much. beautiful imagary, IMO a slightly better site
It looks like one of those stress-relieving foam things that you squeeze. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! What is it with Christians and torturing their Saviour? You'd think they like Him....
My favorite Jesus picture Anyone care to write the caption to this, my favorite image of Jesus? :m:, Tiassa Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
The condition is called ectopia cordis, complete or partial displacement of the heart outside the chest cavity. It occurs in about 6 to 7 per 1 million live births.
Dr. Jade, Is that condition always accompanied with the light emerging from the head, or does that point to a different condition? I wonder what did those artists base those portraits on. Did Jesus pose for them?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH......LOLOLOLOLOLolololoLOLOL.....hahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH...AHAHAH....hahahah....woooohoo- hooo- hoooo......ha ....ehe- he........ha....ahem.... That's some funny shit, laddie. He may also suffer Fournier's gangrene, a necrotizing infection involving the soft tissues of the the male genitalia, or necrotizing fasciitis, occuring in 1 out of every 1765 people. A serious case of leaky green balls and androgyny, I say.
The emerging light might be indicative of a very high fever. The poor fellow seems to have several serious infirmities. I aim to please. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Manna Muffins Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! "Excuse me, sir? Are the pink manna muffins still on sale? Last time I was here they were buy one get one free."
Oh no you've screwed up again. This is the 6th time you've sent me here to save humanity. Ref: Matrix Reloaded.
Maybe he's looking up cause he thinking: "God, what the heck is this thing? I thought it was a cupcake, but when I bit into it, it was filled with my own blood - which, oddly, tasted like red wine.
You're all being deceived! It's quite obvious it's actually a stick of dynamite cunningly disguised as a tasty pink cupcake. If you look closely you can see he's already lit the fuse. His thoughts at the time were that he was right, everyone else was wrong and he must destroy those who didn't agree. Not much has changed since. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! [edit] If you also study the picture some more you can see jesus initiating countdown with his right hand. 1... 2...
Well . . . According to the Gospels, Jesus was a healthy infant, and he did live to be 33, so it couldn't have been Ectopia cordis. As for a miracle of god, that is rather farfetched, don't you think? Ahhh, I have it! He was an internet shopper, that Jesus!
Jade Squirrel Beautiful caption. My own is, "Well ... that went very well, didn't it, Dad?" In the meantime, I think the topic picture of Jesus Christ is censored for good taste. The ancient Squirrelus Christus document purports that Jesus was part of a theatre troop, and that this is one of his biggest foibles ever: Bring me the scrotum of John the Baptist! Er ... I mean .... :m:, Tiassa Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! P.S. - I know, too much effort in the setup.
Re: Jade Squirrel Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Gwa? Heh. Squirrelus Christus.
