Predict the future of nations and politics... and win a rubber pig!

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  1. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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  3. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    A lot of people are going to die--

    this year

    next year

    and the year after.

    These deaths will be the cause of planetary strife.

    Where's my pig, damnit?

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  5. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    It will be shipped to you in 4-6 weeks, unless someone can come up with a prediction that I find more worthy!
     
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  7. jps Valued Senior Member

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    Bush will be reelected( or in any case he'll continue to be president one way or the other), Patriot II will pass, the courts will find a way of explaining how this is all ok.
    Iraq and Afghanistan will continue to degnerate ultimately necesitating either a US withdrawal or the installation of a brutal dictator.
     
  8. Ectropic Registered Senior Member

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    A lack of signs from above and people speaking to God leads to the majority of the world's population to realize that there is no such thing as holy land, it is all in their imagination. Young suicide bombers go back to school, their families move to economically viable locations to build a future. The focus of the world is shifted away from preventing atrocities because no one has a religious reason to do the awful things they used to do. Money is focused on bettering human life and learning about the universe around us.

    Citizens of the world line up to be the risk takers on new missions in to space and beyond. Suddenly scientists are the new celebrities.

    Oh wait... that is bizarro world, not the real world.

    More people kill each other because they believe in a different bearded man in the clouds.
     
  9. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    Jps,
    You forgot the installation of the Ministry of Virtue and Vice here in the newly renamed United Christian State of America

    Ectropic,
    very nice prediction of the way things should go, but get more detailed in how the world really is, just take everything you said and say the exact opposite.
     
  10. thefountainhed Fully Realized Valued Senior Member

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    The world legalizes weed and there exists bliss and the realization of John Lennon's imagine

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    ----until an atmospheric mishap destroys all :m: plants. BOOM, there we are again in the dark ages.

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    Overcooked fetus, methinks the previous thread was working fine, neh?
     
  11. Thaug Registered Senior Member

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    People will forget the past and repeat it.
     
  12. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    Any other visionaries?
     
  13. NenarTronian Teenaged Transhumanist Registered Senior Member

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    More and more intelligent nations will realize the error of Bush's ways, America will continue to stand by him as president, he'll have many terms in office, and many diplomatic ties in europe and asia will be lost as Bush continues his crusades for oil and the spread of christianity...hm what else... U.S. protests inside the country will more and more end in federal action ending in the death of protestors....Drug laws will become more and more harsh, more freedoms will be stolen by successive Patriot Acts.... many americans will flee to Canada to escape oppression of some sort...
     
  14. nico Banned Banned

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    WE don't want them! We are getting enough REFUGEE's from the US as it is.
     
  15. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    I was thinking I could always get a good job in biotech in some Asian country... better start watching more anime and learn Japanese!
     
  16. NenarTronian Teenaged Transhumanist Registered Senior Member

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    Most urbanite japanese, koreans, chinese learn english anyways, but it's always good to learn the country's language if you plan to live there for any ammount of time. Speaking of which, how come mongolia's not a big economic force like other asian economies? I never hear anything about mongolia in school or on the news..hmmm....
     
  17. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    because its a landlocked 4th world country?
     
  18. Thaug Registered Senior Member

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    The Gobi desert?
     
  19. Abdullathebomber Banned Banned

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    Predict the future of nations and politics... and win a rubber Kosher pig!

    Abdulla: Why I listen to a little polluted bag of protoplasm that isn't even defined by Patricia Ireland as a human being yet, I'll never know..but I like a challenge--so here goes!

    1. 2009, Israel is nuked--sort of like one of those WTC attacks--no one did it--but somehow it got done!

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    2. 2009 + 9 months, Wow, 3.42 million Joos--all that's left after the nuclear holocaust--are given free room and board in the US for an indeffinate time--and end up taking over the entire country! The ZioNazi's build a wall between the US/Canada and US/Mexico because no one there can stand the bass terds. They don't care and enjoy the wide open spaces of the old West dressing up like cowboys and pretend they are George W. Bush--lying to the natives and screwing them out of their oil bearing lands.

    3. 2018, The US/Jooish nation suffers a catastrophic terrorist attack at 3-mile island and a Cherynobel like plume of radiation covers 1/3 of the country and into Canada. 750,00 Joos are dead or genetically reprogrammed. The Canadian government sues for damages--kids are being born with deformed bodies and often crainial horns and long pointed tails manifest themselves on many of the newborns and they mumble in yiddish(!).

    4. 2019, Iran takes over the Saudi Arabian oil fields and keeps the US at bay with 400+ ICBM's armed with 9,000 nukes aimed at our heartland. However, the US/Joos have gone to fuel cells and solar power so war is unnecessary.

    5. 2020, The Chinese offer the the US Joos an oportunity for an unconditional surrender--and have 12,000 ICBM's with 25,000 MIRV'ed warheads to back them up. They have invaded Tiawan and Japan and are showing the Japanese that Nanking 1939 has not been forgotten, KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

    6. 2020, Egypt, Syria and Jordan have joined the Chinese and have invaded Zaire and established a foothold as their oil fields begin to go dry and new natural resources are being sought for further economic expansion.

    7. 2025, Russia is now the biggest military force on the planet after China and seeks to recover Azerbaijan, Kazakstan, Mangolia, and Ukraine from Chinese occupation and influence with nuclear saber rattling.

    8. 2027, George Z. Bush V is running for the US/Knesset on the "I will make us as strong and arrogant as my daddy did back in 2000! No one listens and he is pelted with eggs and asked to leave the stage at the Knesset Zionist convention of 2027.

    9. 2030, Mexico ( now a nuclear power ) reminds the Joos by special messenger that God gave them this land they are illegally occupying and the proof is that Mexian artifacts can still be dug up in many archeological digs in North America. They further remind the Joos that the city by the bay is still called SAN FRANCISCO--not Menechem Begin City--and San Diego is not Ariel Sharon's Pueblo. A Mexican Jihad fatwa is declared and thousands of Mexicans come pouring over the border and they work their occupation all the way to Klamath Falls, Oregon--renaming the falls, Viva Zapata Falls! They reach Seattle in 6 more weeks--renaming it Pueblo de la Virgin de Guadalupe!

    10. It's 2099, the Massiah finally makes his long awaited appearence and looks around a little bit and decides that his Jooish children are in fact not his children--"look what the atheist Zionist bass terds have done to my garden of Edan, he screams! Then spits into the wind and sends them all to hell--even before the spit has had a chance to blow back and wet his whistle.

    11. On a hunch, the crypt of George W. Bush, circa 2033 is opened and the hunch proves correct. They find that ole Georgie baby was an anderoid and some further checks on his DNA ( programming module X-236YZ ) finds that he was constructed at the Mattel Toy factory in 1945 and was part of a batch that had been recalled for showing "Cowardice in the face of the enemy" and removed from all the G.I. Joe toys which explains why the bass terd dodged the Vietnam war--but was "brave" enough to land on a US carrier in a now famous photo-op opportunity described in his memoirs at his presidential library in Jerusalem, Israel. However, no one can explain why a man that hated books with a passion--having read 3 since graduating from Yale--would want to build a damned library!

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    Well Fetus ole boy ( you are a boy, right? ) it's late and I have to do my duty---the old lady has on her Victoria Secret Burka on and channel #5 behind my favorite ear!

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    Abdulla....
     
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  20. BlueMoose Guest

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    The uber-influential conservative think-tank AEI (American Enterprise Institute) did know what is gonna happen with Iraq, maybe they know the near future as well. Clairvoyants, eh ?

    Michael Ledeen speaking at an AEI breakfast in late March:
    "I think the level of casualties is secondary. I mean, it may sound like an odd thing to say, but all the great scholars who have studied American character have come to the conclusion that we are a warlike people and that we love war...What we hate is not casualties, but losing."

    "Ledeen's ideas are repeated daily by such figures as Richard Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz. His views virtually define the stark departure from American foreign policy philosophy that existed before the tragedy of Sept. 11, 2001. He basically believes that violence in the service of the spread of democracy is America's manifest destiny. Consequently, he has become the philosophical legitimator of the American occupation of Iraq."

    "Now Michael Ledeen is calling for regime change beyond Iraq. In an address entitled "Time to Focus on Iran, The Mother of Modern Terrorism," for the policy forum of the Jewish Institute for National Security Affairs (JINSA) on April 30, he declared, "the time for diplomacy is at an end; it is time for a free Iran, free Syria and free Lebanon."

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    ...to be contiuned...

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  21. thefountainhed Fully Realized Valued Senior Member

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    LMAO. Abdullah and his 'Joos'!
     
  22. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    You havn't put him on your ignore list yet?!?

    I don't know what he said but was it something like this:

    ... and the Joes will get you and suck your blood! The Joes are comming in there fly saucers, they have control of everything: like the white house, congress, the garbage service, my neighbors dog... it does not end there: you see my ex-girl boyfriend ran off with a guy name Joe, when will they stop tormenting me and my people, the Busoms! Everyone sucks on us, oh pity me, pity me… please! And then let us kill all the Joes… as well as some of the Christophers because that’s a bad name to.
     
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  23. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    Ok at this rate I will have to declare Pollux V the winner...
    pm me your address i do in fact have a rubber pig here.
     

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