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Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by gracie_lou, Jun 26, 2003.

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  1. gracie_lou Registered Senior Member

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    i'm new, and i don't know what i'm doing. ok, so i lie. this isn't the 1st time i've been in a forum cause i was on impressingroom.com for along time, but i don't know anyone and i feel like a re re. thanks.
     
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  3. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    1.) Read stuff.
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    a.) If you have something pertinent to say, say stuff.
    b.) If you have nothing pertinent to say, go back to step 1.


    3.) Start a thread and say your own stuff in it's appropriate forum.
    4.) Go back to step 1.
    5.) Do this day in and day out for hours on end until you gain at least 30 pounds, lose countless hours of sleep, become dangerously addicted to caffeine and/or crystal meth, lose all your friends and any semblance you once had of a life and fall into a deep state of denial about rigor mortis setting in.
    6.) Have fun.

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  5. gracie_lou Registered Senior Member

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    is the gaining of 30 pounds absolutely nessicery? i already am a coffee fiend. can't i just keep up with that?
     
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  7. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Well if you seriously bump up the caffeine intake, or start on the crystal meth soon, the gaining 30 pounds can be switched to losing 30 pounds.

    Would that be better?
     
  8. gracie_lou Registered Senior Member

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    i think 10 would be ok, so i'll stay away from the meth.

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  9. fredx Banned Banned

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    welcome...

    I have a piece of advice, beware the "pissing" or "flame" wars on this site and your stay will be a happy one. Although this is easier said than done. Although, I must say that this is definitely one of the best sites that I have been on. Take it easy and have fun.
     
  10. . . . look out for those damn green tubes . . . if you don't excercise some caution and use your jumps enough, you can fall all the way to the Mushroom Kingdom . . .

    oh yeah, and sometimes, Pirhana Plants pop up out of them . . . they're pretty hazardous too

    yeah . . . Bullet Bill comes flying around occasionally . . . he's a real sore ass and won't think twice about smashing you flat

    Look out for the wandering bomb-oms . . . they have a tendency to blow their tops

    What else? What else?

    Oh yeah, sometimes Donkey Kong can be a real jerk and steal your woman.
    If you don't catch'em fast, he'll chuck some barrels at you and run on top of the nearest building.
     
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  11. fredx Banned Banned

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    I checked out that impressingroom.com site, that site is lame to put it lightly and nicely.
     
  12. plasticwingsmelting Banned Banned

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    ** Moderator edit ** thats the real question
     
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