Armstrong Wins 5th Tour De France in Row -- France surrenders

Just goes to show how much you suck if you don't play some form of sports.

No wonder some people are so fat. Like that idiot who tried to sue McDonalds because it "made him fat."

Get a life, all of ya fatsos.

 

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Ooh, fatsos!

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What about Fatty bum bum?? Why don't you try that one? I'm not fat for a start and just because I don't play sports doesn't mean I would be. I would still rather drink and smoke anyway, even if I was. And even if I was I don't think I would take up a sport. Maybe jogging, but I would probably use shagging as exercise.

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Apparently it's supposed to be the best way to lose weight (so I've heard). I would 'train' a few times daily too.

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That's nothing a convict sued the prison system because his shaven head "made him look like a criminal"!

 

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Who cares about Tour D' EPO?

 

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Sorry, I forgot that anything French upsets you....

 

Amazing...the man is a machine.

Anybody that can push themselves to such extremes deserves our respect.

 

Armstrong is some kind of god.
For those who don't know, I was just in Italy for a month. In Siena - a small town in Tuscany - I rented a bike for two days. On the first day I decided to cover as much ground as possible. So I went from the centre of town, northwest to a fortress outside the city. I came back to town and went to the south end. I went back to the campo - the centre of town - and decided to head out east. That meant going all the way down the main hill, and all the way back up even higher. When I got to the bottom, the first turnoff I found to get up the hill was straight up. Not taking a nice, long route - just straight up the mountain. I decided to climb it anyway. I got about 3/4 of the way up and stopped to take a picture when I noticed I was severly light headed. I got back on my bike, finished the climb and stopped at this camping site that had a bar. I remember watching five germans for a while trying to figure out what language they spke, then I remembmer going in to get water and the bar was empty. Next thing I know, guys are slapping me and about to call an ambulance from my having been passed out for about 5-10 minutes (or so they said). Anyway, after a I rested for about 30 minutes, I got back on my bike, reached the basicalla I wanted to see and biked back to the hotel.
Armstrong is some kind of god!!!

 

take all the epo you can get and then ride 180 km a day with their speed...good fucking luck