Tiassa at Sciforums in Three Acts and an Epilogue (for the Haters)

Veni, Vidi, Vinzinni

Says Tessie:

How those very words bounce off the walls like delicious echolalia. ha!

.....and just when you pukes thought it was safe to get back in the water, guess who's back? I was inspired to return. Who's still with me? Want to juice this baby back up and go for a 20 paged megabeast? Yes? No?

and Tessie, tell me to "take my time" again or advice me on anything like I'm some godamned housewife and I'll have you out with a razor. Promise.

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Gendy!!!! Yeah baby! Bringing it back from the dead!!!!!! woo hoo!!!!!

hehe.. a horse is a horse of course of course until you've beaten in into particulate matter and then of course it's just 'that which was a horse"!

right on. let us smash that carcass until there is no more carcass to smash. i like it.

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One for Tessie!

You haters SUCK!

 

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One for the haters!

Tessie, you and your love bitches can bite our collective hate-loving asses!!!!!! Get fucked in a manner that you do not enjoy!!! HA!

 

Says Wes:

I could of course "wax philosophical" and put the poor thing back up on crutches. Given the kill time and this residual itch I have to dig my claws in Tessies face, we can certainly string this thread out ad infinitum. Tessie loves those words with *ad* tagged in front, don't you Tess?

And its not so much a horse Wesmorris as it is a bull and all the drippings that come out its other end. Follow?

 

*sigh*

and I was trying to be clever to entertain you.

I tellya I get no respect.

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Gendanken

You ought to check with a neurologist about that. But it would explain a bit, I admit.

Al Gore?

I'm so touched.

The peanut gallery.

Can we expect you to have a point this time out?

Whatever you say, Leroy Brown. If I could keep time in a bottle, I wonder if I could light it and chuck it like a Molotov?

Say, can you do "Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)", but with in a Scooby-Doo voice?

Oh, and you've definitely got ad nauseam well-covered. Thickly. Rancidly. God, it's almost a health hazard.

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Tiassa

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i pronounce

Gendarken the winner of this heated debate. and, Tessie is, of course, the LOSER! *slaps a capital L on Tessies gay forhead* Xev is the loser-runner-up. somebody slap her with an L, too.

 

Says Tessie

Yes, but this shrink would be stuffing and displaying me if he saw how my fucking beautiful brain could cook things up like "veni, vidi, vinzinni" - assuming he too knows what I'm talking about. Don't you think?

Says Tessie

But does it rival the funk blasting from your barbequed idealism making me just as queasy?

Tell me two things:

One) the lesser mule, spooks, brought up a point about the Zapatista movement being a bloody waste of time. I would say that spooky's never actually seen these little brown men and brown women up to their ankles in mud butting heads with federal tanks set to raze through their land; and their little brown fists up in the air screaming their lungs out is what drove those corporate pigs off at least for that month.

But I won't say it. I did of course only want Tessie to tell me two things so here goes: I wonder how far anyone thinks this movement of theirs would have gotten if Marcos had not stepped in. Or any other point in history where blind hate was harnessed by viscious gamblers for that matter. Therein lies my point our pedant would swear on his fucking nana I don't have.

and

Two) In case you've missed out on your cute little debut in a cute little thread Tessie, I invite you to either read and have fun or bare those fangs and spoof me. You'll find what you're looking for under an August 8th entry of mine, properly christenend "Haters" in your honor:

http://sciforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23675&perpage=20&pagenumber=4

 

Says Tessie:

And I was not inspired by you so there's really no reason to wax sentimental, Oh my brother.

Unless of course you mean so 'touched' by you with your own fingers where its perfectly understandable since I take it for granted you already do that. Lots.

 

show me where i said its a "waste of time"
show me that it is hatred that motivated them to resist (your sole reason for yapping in this thread)
"actually seen?" no but i have this fabulous thing called a tv

*for "little brown men and brown women.....little brown fists"...well i'll just have to humilate you more.

*who is the greater mule? why cant i be it?
*pull your head out of your ass and work on a reply
*bitch!

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Says Spooks:

"after 500 yrs of rebellion against the invaders, marcos aint too good at hating. in spite of.....over 15,000 troops dispatched to Chiapas, aerial bombings of villages, summary torture and execution of captives, he remains cool"

Now did you say it verbatim or flirted with it?

No dear. I've got plenty more up my sleeve.

Now why is it always the fucking benchwarmers that shriek loudest?


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Spooky

Good. So the prize ass isn't totally in the dark like I thought he was. I take it you too saw "Las Maquiladoras" then.

 

haha
you idiot! where does the quote imply their efforts were a "waste of time"? did i not tell you to pull your head out of your ass? show me how you reasoned. step by fucking step!

No dear. I've got plenty more up my sleeve.

girlfriend you aint got shit

Now why is it always the fucking benchwarmers that shriek loudest?

the "bitch" was muttered. under my breath! i, you skank, am the coolest fucking cat. no shrieking goes on in here. could you like stop projecting your hysteria on to me. si? nada?

Good. So the prize ass isn't totally in the dark like I thought he was.

oooh! the "prize ass" tops the ""greater ass"?

I take it you too saw "Las Maquiladoras" then.

man, take a hike. i aint your buddy

 

Or any other point in history where blind hate was harnessed by viscious gamblers for that matter.

wacko! the masses are taught to hate! by your "viscious gamblers ", madmen, crazed revisionists, megalomaniacal fucktards. you demonize first, get the masses to rally, then eliminate.

so ahh gen, where can i go find me some hate? can i buy it at a 7/11? kmart? sold in dark alleyways? shall i put it in paper or plastic? does it need refrigeration?

on a more serious note.. what do you look like? i am curious. dont fucking lie!

thanks
truly your
one & only
spooky poo

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Do the right thing

And the placard underneath would read: What do you know? Darwin was wrong!

If you don't got the funk, you gotta have that funk.

Hatred begets hatred. Your example exemplifies perfectly. Thank you.

Perhaps if you have any point in that topic beyond the wretched lack of worth plaguing your being, you really ought not have undermined it with your devotion to hatred.

Although I have to give you one thing: It's true. Hatred has a use. I went to the topic. I felt exceedingly and hatefully petty. I feel better now. Hatred is a very good way to distract oneself from something even more petty.

And I admit, I would hate to muck around in that kind of existence for more than a few minutes at a time. It's a nice place to visit, but ... wait, no it's not.

Now then: I repeat my question - Can we expect you to have a point?

We know you're a hatefan. But look at what it leads to: the little hate brings the big hate, the big hate brings its own. Humanity can progress much more quickly when it stops fighting amongst itself. Competing with nature ought to be enough. But humans are stupid and selfish, such as your defense of hatred has demonstrated.

Tragic. The only upshot is that if your breed doesn't haul the lot of humanity down with it, you'll eventually evolve out of the system. It's almost enough to make me wish for God and reincarnation in order to see that day.

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Tiassa

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Right on - six scrumptious pages to go so let’s plow………

Says Tessie:

The big question that skinny finger of yours (and I’ve seen your pic……..oy) keeps wagging at me concerns whether or not I have a point.

Must you be just as loopy even with your finger?

The neatest thing you’ve said so far was that rational hatred was not hatred but more so a grim reality. Now, if you’d stop making circles and cooled a bit you’d probably realize that that was precisely my point, short of doing away with calling it ‘hate’ all together because it still is.

Did the gendy not say that hate was a brutal force to be reckoned with if it was calculated? Petty trifle to toy with? No. Grim reality? Maybe. Incredible tool if diplomatically tweaked and dealt with one fucking blow? Ditto.

If you go around tooting that either disgust or hate are wrong options "functionally speaking", Tessie, I get this faint whiff of you drumming up a poetical fiction. And the fiction is fine and well if you want to lie at night dreaming the sweet dream like a damn schoolgirl thinking you’re right. But as far as the real world goes results are paid for with blood.

Didn’t I say once that I had a hard time believing that either Kurds or Armenians could get rid of nosy tyrants trying to wipe them off this planet if they were ‘slightly upset’? Are you aware how bloody sloppy those little brown Mexicans were before Marcos stepped in and diplomatically tweaked the hatred already there? He speared the feds with it and now has the president on his lap.
Weren’t Russian dragged through the mud once by yellow man, so callus and vile they only used the Slavs for labor and revenue? The Mongols could only destroy. What got rid of them?
Not the sloppy hate dealt here and there by principalities blinded by fury.
Not the careless hate of starved peasants so easily wasted and prone to cloud any goals or belief systems.
It was the diplomatic harnessing of this hate for the yellow man that had simmered for years taken up by a rising state we know today as Moscow that as soon as it stood on its feet it aimed it and dealt those brutes one final blow. Its what finally gave a whole Russia its independence.

No one gets nowhere by playing nice brother. You get stepped on and peed on. And you’re the fucking new age messiah that thinks otherwise. With the added plus that you're so fucking boring.

I myself know that if I go for the jugular and lose myself in my hate, I’m set to drown in my fluids and be damning my cause before I get started. I will lose. Miserably. But in the cool of thought, I can so easily portion out a delicious program of diplomacy fueled by a passion already kindling that I swear to you no one could walk from away whole.

Assholing Spooky poo:

What do I look like, says he. A beautifully nippled sow with a hernia. Cornrolled and cornfed, says I.

Making you horny?

 

Says tessie:

Now dangit, why oh why must my pedant see there a point to our parodies?
Does art not in itself stand the scalpels of inquiry?
How now, fair pedant unwrinkle thy forhead
relax you a bit and see like nice my parodies thread-
tis not hate
tis not blather
tis not but the beauties that matter

Come with me and jewel the gendy some prose Tessie
I be the cruelest she alive quite possible
but with a jewel five-words-long that on a stretched finger of all Time sparkle forever as wrote Tennyson once, my bosom love be yours forever.

http://sciforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23675

 

A barrel of monkeys--I mean laughs--I mean fish in a barrel--duck, duck, goose

I take it that means, "No"?

Why extrapolate the definition of the word just to ennoble it?

Gendy likes hate. See the monkey Gendy. Laugh at the monkey Gendy. Gendy is a funny monkey.

Whatever you say, Gendanken. After all, I'm not the one poetically romanticizing hatred. You do seem to be the expert when it comes to that.

Yes, which is exactly why thousands of years of warfare has finally led to world peace ....

I'll say it as simply as I can:

You're wrong.

In order to accept your argument, I must isolate each incident from history and pretend that the hatred results from some natural condition, and is not begotten of prior hatred.

Only because we as people choose it should be that way.

Yes, all the more reason to fling your shite all over everyone. ("Hey, conditions are unsanitary, here, have some more!" Goooood logic there, Gendanken.)

You'll have to document where I make that claim.

Sorry I don't take pleasure in human misery. Not even yours. A waste of humanity like you is not cause for me to smile and give thanks for my fortunes in the world. Rather, it is cause for sadness. No human being should have to suffer as you do.

Just because I'm curious ... at what point after you entered this topic did that occur to you?

You don't have to be Einstein to figure that one out. Again, at what point after you entered this topic did you figure it out?

And I keep asking that question for a reason: Even though I think you're pretty much a fucking idiot, I hadn't presumed you so stupid as to come streaking into this topic with that kind of attitude and actually expect to hold a line.

That's why I ask at what point after you entered the topic .... In the end, I admit I'm being presumptuous. Perhaps you really are that stupid.

One of these days you should stop boasting about it and bring it. Who knows? Maybe "horseshit" is delicious to you.

We won't know unless you serve it up. Bring on the gourmet. And do work on having a point, please.

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Confucius laments, "I have yet to meet anyone who, on seeing their own excesses, is ready to accuse themselves."


Confucius said, "When one's basic disposition overwhelms refinement, the person is boorish; when refinement overwhelms one's basic disposition, the person is an officious scribe. It is only when one's basic disposition and refinement are in appropriate balance that you have the exemplary person."

 

What a thread I've found...

Bravo Tiassa! Although you probably know that you're attempting the impossible, I'm fascinated with your resolution that you won't back down. I'll peek in some time later...