What would God sell on ebay?

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  1. kula festival Registered Member

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  3. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    I clicked on your link but I immediately got distracted by another link "designer shoes", so if I was God I would sell shoes, magnificent shoes.
     
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  5. I would sell a lengthy and enthralling tour through Heaven and Hell, as portrayed in The Divine Comedy!
     
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  7. DarkEyedBeauty Pirate. Registered Senior Member

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    Depends on who is buying.

    If he were selling things to people, what good would their money do? He already technically owns it. People could trade their souls....oh wait, his also.

    Other Gods/gods...now we're talking. I would trade planets/solar systems. Or...possibly plans for organisms that function well.

    Edit: It suddenly hit me...God could make one hell of a profit as a plastic surgeon. He could sell good looks...painless and quick.
     
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  8. Mephura Applesauce, bitch... Valued Senior Member

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    Perhaps peace of mind or happiness or some such. The real question being: What would I charge? I mean, really, what good is money to me if I am god?
     
  9. curioucity Unbelievable and odd Registered Senior Member

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    101 tips against blasphemy

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  10. Squashbuckler Registered Senior Member

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    it doesnt matter what I would sell, anyone would buy it.
     
  11. Mucker Great View! Registered Senior Member

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    Well said Redoubtable!

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    lol @ Curioucity.

    So what would you sell Squashbuckler??

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    In answer to 'What would you sell if you were God ?' my answer is as follows. I would agree to one meeting with the high council of spirits; the number of Gods who agreed to create life, and they would be granted three questions, for each of the Gods.
     
  12. Squashbuckler Registered Senior Member

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    I would sell a purpose for living......I would sell faith at the expense of reason.......oh wait.... hmmm...

    Come to think of it, I would have to sell myself and my religion so that everyone buys it.
    Come to think of that. This unreal creature "god" has already sold us many things, Lots of mysticism and religion.
    I think we should return them all, but its too late now.



    LOL

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    Honestly though...
    I would sell jenna jameson, kobe tai and raylene a free ticket to my bedroom.
     
  13. Quigly ......................... ..... Registered Senior Member

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    I would sell skateboards. Then people would have undeniable evidence that there is Skateboarding in heaven. Heaven is a halfpipe. If I die before I wake, At least in heaven I can sk8.
     
  14. curioucity Unbelievable and odd Registered Senior Member

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    or maybe I'd auction gold, with one hidden rule: lowest bid wins

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  15. theonlyguyever omg met's lake out!!1 Registered Senior Member

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  16. certified psycho Beware of the Shockie Monkey Registered Senior Member

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    a book on the secrets of life yeah
     
  17. MrMynomics The Boss Registered Senior Member

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    His Soul
     
  18. Christian Sodomy Registered Senior Member

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    6,000,000 of his dead followers, as paperweights.
     
  19. Mucker Great View! Registered Senior Member

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    lmao @ Miseryhead.

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    If I were God I would offer that which has already been given to us: existence (I would bring other things into being) and the chance to experience something, before we once again return to nothingness.
     
  20. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    I'd give away the "design" for the duck-billed platypus to all the other Gods I traded with as a "free gift"for doing business with God, inc.
     

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