Woman sets off metal detectors at airports with her chastity belt...

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  1. Bells

    Bells Staff Member

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    Here we have a story of a husband's major trust issues...

    Oh my God!!

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    Bells, Feb 11, 2004
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  3. cthulhus slave

    cthulhus slave evil servant Registered Senior Member

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    HOLY SHIT!
    what if he lost the key...?
     
    cthulhus slave, Feb 11, 2004
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  5. Bells

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    No nookie for a long long time. Either that or get the angle grinder

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  7. one_raven

    one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Both the husband and the wife are assholes.
     
    one_raven, Feb 11, 2004
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  8. everneo

    everneo Re-searcher Registered Senior Member

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    so still women are around bearing the chastity belt. it must be gold. or some 3rd century antique. my friend told me he saw in FTV some skinny chick cat-walked with a chastity belt. and she was swinging the key hanging from her index finger. but no takers.
     
    everneo, Feb 11, 2004
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  9. DCLXVI

    DCLXVI Bloody Bastard Registered Senior Member

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    What if she needs to take a piss?
     
    DCLXVI, Feb 11, 2004
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  10. BigBlueHead

    BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    That sucker better be stainless steel at least...

    I agree with one_raven.

    If your husband really thinks he should make you wear a chastity belt, do the world a favour and cap his ass before he reproduces.

    If your wife would really be willing to wear one for you... same diff.

    People who can't trust each other shouldn't be married...

    But people who feel justified putting each other in chains are a danger to the public good.
     
    BigBlueHead, Feb 11, 2004
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  11. Bells

    Bells Staff Member

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    Well said BigBlue. How in the hell she allowed herself to even put on the belt is beyond me. I didn't even know those things still existed.

    If my husband ever told me to wear such a thing, he'd be out the door with the belt jammed on top of his head and the key thrown down the toilet and flushed.

    Both the husband and wife in this case are dumb and still living with the ideals of the dark ages. This is a perfect case of why some people should not be married and should definitely NOT reproduce.
     
    Bells, Feb 11, 2004
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  12. Walker

    Walker Hard Work! Registered Senior Member

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    And a liability!
     
    Walker, Feb 11, 2004
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  13. dsdsds

    dsdsds Valued Senior Member

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    They probably have some on ebay. What I'm wondering is if there are any being mass produced (at any scale) today. If they are, I would bet that they are molded (and assembled) out of some hard polymer instead of metal. I wonder if there's any real market for modern chastity belts. .. New and improved model designed to be worn with tight pants!
     
    dsdsds, Feb 11, 2004
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  14. FoolsGold

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    With the way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if they've got "chastity thongs". =P Which makes little to no sense- but is almost feasible.

    If they are mass produced, I'd imagine some fetish company designs them- but not for everyday use. :bugeye:

    ruanchy

    Eitherway, I'd of loved to see the look on the security's face when they found out... lol

    I've always wondered how they go about cleaning them while they're on- as the deisgn only allows a small hole, and a small slit. Or, atleast all the midevil European deisgns I've come across do.
     
    FoolsGold, Feb 11, 2004
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  15. SwedishFish

    SwedishFish Conspirator Registered Senior Member

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    some couples use chastity belts as another bondage toy. she probably didn't want to tell the police it was foreplay.
     
    SwedishFish, Feb 11, 2004
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  16. Ozymandias

    Ozymandias Unregistered User Registered Senior Member

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    yikes .. a chastity belt .. :bugeye:
     
    Ozymandias, Feb 12, 2004
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  17. Nickelodeon

    Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Angle grinder.

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    Nickelodeon, Oct 25, 2007
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  19. mountainhare

    mountainhare Banned Banned

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    I think it's fantastic.
     
    mountainhare, Oct 26, 2007
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  20. nietzschefan

    nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    ummm How does she take a leak? Or is that how...yuk.
     
    nietzschefan, Oct 26, 2007
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  21. draqon

    draqon Banned Banned

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    dont women have another hole were they pee from? :bugeye:
     
    draqon, Oct 26, 2007
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  22. Looney

    Looney Whaaaaat? Registered Senior Member

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    Oh dragon. :shh:
     
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  23. draqon

    draqon Banned Banned

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    what? ... :bugeye: thats not how it is?
     
    draqon, Oct 26, 2007
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