who doesn't have a date for valentine's day?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by SwedishFish, Feb 13, 2004.

  1. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    That's right... It was actually supposed to be that way, but people always turn it into this kind of shit, which just bring the lonely ones down.
    See my thread "The Perfect Gift"...

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    Be thankful. My situation is much worse than yours. I have never had a girlfriend, except a girl that used me for three days and threw me out because I wasn't doing what I supposed to do: make her forget her ex-boyfriend. What is more pathetic is that I wasn't even sad on that day because I don't have a girlfriend, I was said because I still have no kids. Ironically, that's what most girls want - a guy that is caring and wants to be a father instead of just having sex. Too bad none of them barely look at me.

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    Ok...! Fine...! Things seems to be changing...

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  3. ndrs The Anti-Cthulhu Registered Senior Member

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    One word: Loser.
     
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  5. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Did you read my last line? Let me refresh your memory...
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  7. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Swedishfish:
    Only if by bitter you mean wanting to rip a Valentine's card down to shreds and stuffing it down a cherub's fat throat like a penguin.

    But something tells me that that little girl head of yours has you thinking its only about the ulgy whores captilizing on yet another chance to show off their independence.

    We hate you like we hate Christianity and Ashura.

    We hate you lovey dove nobodies that would only last seconds if isolated.

    If you think this is about just sitting at home mourning over shriveled up fallopian tubes, then you have something else coming. You don't just hear the 'bitterness' on the 14th.


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    Why not say something else? : MIDDLE CLASS.
     
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  8. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Swedishfish:
    Nobody's violently opposed - they are just fucking annoyed.
    The day seems to be dominated by whiny brats who seek to cry on me about their lack of a girlfriend. For some reason this display of bathos is expected to get me to drop my panties right then and there.
    If it wasn't for the brats who try to cry over one's shoulder, the day would be annoying because of the constant decorations of pink. I despise the color pink, almost as much as I despise yellow. Then there are the constant, unending and disgusting celebrations of "love".
    The holiday is excessively annoying, and even when "in love" and "with someone" it is annoying and makes one want to gouge the eyeballs out of the nearest oversentimental douchebag.
    God you are an idiotic airheaded bitch.

    ndrs:
    Nice to see you again.
     
  9. 15ofthe19 35 year old virgin Registered Senior Member

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    Don't be so bitter Xev. You'll get a date eventually.

    Hell, even a blind squirrel finds a nut eventually.
     
  10. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    I'm a bitter old hairy-legged feminist with small tits and a serious inability to giggle or act charmingly stupid. I'm resigned to a life of making grumpy comments about St. Valentine's Day.
     
  11. Rappaccini Redoubtable Registered Senior Member

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    I'd say about 50 percent of the girls at my school are carrying around balloons, flowers, or chocolates by the end of the school day.

    It's strange.

    All the goodies are delivered to the office, and all the girlies are called up to recieve them between classes.

    There's laundry-list of names to be called in every ten minute break between periods. It's almost as irritating as all the shiny red paraphelia.






    Everything sounds good to me, Xev... 'cept the hairy legs, that is.


    Color me shallow, but that's just nasty.
     
  12. 15ofthe19 35 year old virgin Registered Senior Member

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    There's still hope for you Xev. I've smelled girls like you while hiking in the Smokies. You know the type: Hairy pits, hairy legs, no Sure, and skanky Birkenstocks. Shit, you can smell them coming down the trails well before you see them, but the amazing part...they usually have a few equally smelly guys tagging along, wearing equally skanky clothes, reaking of Patchouli, and talking about the latest Phish concert. I mean, somebody has to fuck these girls, right?

    It's a phase. You'll grow out of it.

    You'll probably find that once you grow out of the smelly, hairy, neo-feminist phase, that bathing and grooming, while also being a proud woman, are not mutually exclusive propositions.

    Remember, if you get completely desperate, I'd bet Wanderer would have you.

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  13. Rappaccini Redoubtable Registered Senior Member

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    What does 15ofthe19 mean, 15ofthe19?
     
  14. 15ofthe19 35 year old virgin Registered Senior Member

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    It states the obvious.

    The U.S. was right to go to war against a nation in the Middle East. Unfortunately, we chose Iraq instead of the obvious culprit.
     
  15. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    15of19:
    Bitter, bitter, spurned and bitter........you're going to eat those words with a burrito one day, 15. Tell me, you like how it sounds, yes?
     
  16. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Yes, but my heart is a brittle creature after having been broken so many times, by now even my attitude is a turn off.

    You're the one most interested in Wanderer's sex life. Why don't you just ask him point blank if you can blow him and give the rest of us a break?
     
  17. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Shallow people probably do, i don't.

    Hey I would just like to comment on gendanken saying "liar".
    Not going to attack gendy but rather address an anomoly I'm constantly seeing in the human species(not much of an anomoly I guess)

    Why do people "want" a girlfriend or boyfriend?
    Don't get me wrong, I've wanted sex, and even wanted "lucy" AS a girlfriend.
    But I've never wanted a girlfriend for the sake of having a girlfriend, I've never set out to find a girlfriend, I've never been dissappointed I didn't have a girlfriend(not with a flacid penis anyway), again I've been dissappointed I didn't have "lucy" or "girl a" as a girlfriend, but never the object that is a girlfriend.
    The concept of a girlfriend is actually incredibly unappealing to me, I'd MUCH rather be alone, unfortunately sometimes it has to happen because you like someone, it seems many people are the other way around, they love the concept of a relationship, set out to get it and the person is just the best they can get, the person is not important. If you took away the best they could get they'd take the second best and so on down the line just as long as they are in a relationship they don't really care.

    Right now I'm not interested in anyone in particular so I absolutely do not want a girlfriend, if it was forced upon me I would struggle and be annoyed, EVEN if she was a grade A cumpot.
    The conscious part of my brain desperately does not want a girlfriend never has and never will, but it is inevitable that I meet people, and if I meet a potential mate and become too familiar with her and start liking her as a person I am unfortunately forced by my testicles to enter a relationship.

    Am I alone? Do you just want a boyfriend/girlfriend even though you have no one in mind? Or do you really not want one but know that you will have to again despite yourself?
    or are you somewhere in between? or maybe to some extreme like maybe you do not want one and refuse to ever have one ever, even if you like someone you'll go home and punch your nuts untill the urge has passed because you hate relationships that much?
    I nearly hate them that much, not quite.
     
  18. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    I did then I realized it is too much work for too little a reward. Being free is fun.
     
  19. Romani Registered Member

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    I didn't have a date, but that is because I'm not in town right now. I did talk to my girl for a long time that day though on the phone. I can't wait to get back there and see her. It sucks being away from those you care about.
     
  20. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    Wow, you have no ability to tell what women want.
     
  21. SwedishFish Conspirator Registered Senior Member

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    inbetween? i'm pretty opposed to the idea of having a boyfriend. men are a distraction. but a couple of times some guy has wormed his way in and somehow gotten the title. yeah i was suckered. i guess closer to this one: "Or do you really not want one but know that you will have to again despite yourself?" cause i reeeeeally don't want one but i'm sure someone will charm me into calling him that dreaded title eventually. what ever happened to no-strings sex?
     
  22. Persol I am the great and mighty Zo. Registered Senior Member

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    I don't think many guys would complain about that...
     

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