If We Were All Born With An Auto-Destruct Button...

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by TruthSeeker, Mar 2, 2004.

  1. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    ... would we already be instinct?

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    Because as far as it seems, we always create stuff to destroy each other. Like knifes, guns, uzis, rockets, nuclear weapons...

    So... would we already be dead?

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    What do ya think?

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  3. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Ahhh!!! Common! This was supposed to be a pool! Why the pool didn't come up!?!? :bugeye:
     
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  5. Raithere plagued by infinities Valued Senior Member

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    People on ludes should not type.
     
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  7. Shmoo The CzarnaChapka Registered Senior Member

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    No, I doubt we would already be extinct. If there was an auto-destruct button on every living human, then it would make us more vulnerable. However, we would learn how to avoid our button being pressed. I mean, every human is pretty easy to kill already, I'm not sure how much an auto-destruct button will help.
     
  8. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    I was implying that people would press their own button....

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  10. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Wouldn't it be handy if you wanted to top yourself? Just think... no need for od's, slashing of wrists or jumping off tall bridges. And when you're dying of a painful disease... ah, the simpicity of it all.
     
  11. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    BTW Truthseeker, I don't know what ludes are but I would imagine that it's some kind of drug, that either makes you see things really small so that you have to write in gigantic letters in order to see what you're writing, or, that it's some kind of drug that drastically reduces your spelling prowess, eg: extinct, come on, poll.
     
  12. dsdsds Valued Senior Member

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    Where would the button be? Think about it. It would have to have one hell of a safety switch.
     
  13. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    It would be triggered by a special sequence of thoughts.
     
  14. dsdsds Valued Senior Member

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    How would one go about learning the "special sequence of thoughts" without killing one's self?
     
  15. austere Registered Member

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    haha.
    "okay class. today we learn about every human's self-destruct ability.
    to do so you must: picture a llama, think of the word phobia, then picture a teddy bear!"
    *class explodes*
     
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  16. certified psycho Beware of the Shockie Monkey Registered Senior Member

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    We would kill ourself sooner then you think.
     
  17. Ozymandias Unregistered User Registered Senior Member

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    I think we would be close to extinct, considering the raging hormones most teenagers face. I mean, they'd have to get pubesecent people and put them in straightjackets to prevent themselves from pressing their own buttons.

    Don't you think?
     
  18. Persol I am the great and mighty Zo. Registered Senior Member

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    We have a self destruct button... it's called suicide.

    Every kid who has access to a gun doesn't kill themself. Unless you label it 'do not push', I doubt many would use it who don't already kill themselves.
     
  19. Shmoo The CzarnaChapka Registered Senior Member

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    That doesn't make my post any less relevant.

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    People don't need an auto-destruct button to kill themselves easily.

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  20. Raithere plagued by infinities Valued Senior Member

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    Ugh. I guess I'm dating myself but lude is short for Quaalude which is a barbiturate. The phrase I twisted from “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”. But yes, you got the gist of it.

    Sorry TS, just poking a bit of fun at you. The question was weird enough but the super-sized spelling mistakes in response to the forum program not doing what you wanted it to made me laugh.

    I think it would be even funnier if we all had ‘reset’ switches. Some sucker gets all angry and mean, “Just reset him.”

    ~Raithere
     
  21. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, like a default button, but then you'd probably forget everything you ever learnt.
     
  22. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    I'm not going to talk about that...

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