That's an extraordinary claim, got any evidence?

That gives me an idea, spend three hours in the Library at Alexandria before it was destroyed. Actually, it would require more time than that. The requirement was three hours of film. I would perform tests, determining just how many books could effectively be scanned in three hours. Then go back in time, go through the books to determine which would be the best to save for the future. Then go through them and sort them to reduce it to three hours of filming. Then film away. Of course, if the books were going to be destroyed anyway, one could just take the books themselves as it would incur very little risk of a paradox.

 

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the last three hours of my mothers life

 

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That was excellent, one of the best responses yet - thanks!

 

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Interesting thread.

1st Hour - Last weeks episode of Frasier, can't believe I missed it!
2nd Hour - The alledged virgin impregnation of Christ
3rd Hour - The parting of the Red Sea alledgy performed by Moses but there is some proof to say that it was either Mars or the Moon (Can't remember which) that passed too close to the Earth and parted some Oceans...only one way to find out eh?

 

Christ was impregnated!?

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The parting of the Red Sea may also be a misinterpretation. Something about a sea of reeds? A marsh in a delta?

 

I would film nothing but porn porn porn, getting the best "money shots" in history. I know that later I'd regeret having squanderd my 3 hours of time traveling camera ability, but something tells me I'd still get rich off the deal!

 

Wow! An authentic Roman orgy? I'd pay!

Oooh! Maybe an inquisition or witch interrogation! Delightfully exquisite!

How about Jesus and Mary Magdalene in the sack? Dub in some cheesey music...

 

I'd film a few things.

1. The giant meteroite that hit Arizona. ( Hitting Arizona

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2. "Creation."
3. The siege of Constantinople.



I'd like to film some more things just have to think of them.

 

I'd film 3 hours of pr0n and sell it mega style.

 

have fun with "pron"... I'm sure you know what that means. hehe

 

I could make a really silly joke about doing some unspeakable things with a guy named Ron with a lisp but no.

I think I'd have to change my first hour. It would be Hitler's Bunker when he alledgly committed suicide.

 

that would take five mins. Not an hour

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Yeah but I'd be able to poke his body with a stick or something. I could also shave his moustache and sell it on eBay.

 

ah.... but who'd believe you, eh?

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I'd have cinematic evidence to back it up, ah ha!

 

ah well... ya know they even contest the man on the moon...

 

So I'd fake the whole sucicide of Hitler, filmed in an exact replica of the bunker just to make £1.50 for a clump of hair???

Anyway, I'd have DNA evidence!

 

lol sure... there's always a mad man

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i would:

20 minutes with man on the moon (i would also be wearing a space suit so i dont die)
10 minutes when that asteriod hit earth that wiped out the dinsaurs
30 minutes at the beginning of the universe (5 minutes before it happened so i can prove that god DIDNT create the universe)
1 hour of war scenes so i can cut and paste it and make the greatest war film ever.
30 minutes highlights of the life of Leonardo da Vinci
30 minutes of the end of the universe (if there is a judgement day i want to see the most evil people in history stand up for trial so i can laugh at them)

that would be a good 3 hours

 

If you film 5 mins b4 the big bang, that would prove that God exists, since otherwise it would be impossible to film