The French invading us? They can't do that because there's an ocean behind them. Where are they going to retreat? Into the sea? No you've got it fliped around: we have twice invaded France in the past century to secure the blessings of liberty for good peoples only to be shitted on in our most desperate hours. Thanks a lot guys.
Exactly. When Saddam's troops invaded and conquored America, replacing our government with his puppets, France just stood by and watched. How dare France accept our freeing their country from occupation and then refuse to help free us from the brutal occupation of America by Iraq. They turned their backs on us in our most desperate hours and let us fall beneth Iraqi tyranny.
We could let the French send troops to Iraq and then pull out the whole coalition and leave them stranded like they did to us in Viet Nam.
The story continues like this: After had successfully invaded U.S., France forced U.S. citizens to move to the moon and work on making the moon brighter so that it will look more romantic when viewed from earth. One day later, France then surrendered the northern part of U.S. to Canada and the southern part to Mexico. Two days later, due to popular demand from the French citizens, the graves of all American soldiers who died in their land during WW2 were digged up and their remains were thrown into space because there was no land left reserved for Americans even the dead. The story continues...Can someone help me out?
I was asking for help to continue telling the story where I left off, not to literally help me personally with anything. If you wanted to know where I came in. By that point of the story, I had been, as a U.S. citizen, sent to the moon by France but I this was not why I called for help anyway. Again, note that the only help I am asking for is to continue telling the story so if anyone thinks that I need help for myself then you have misunderstood me.