I Have Said It Once, And I'll Say It Again...

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by TruthSeeker, Apr 23, 2004.

  1. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Paula:
    You are aware that there is no "b" in "witch"?
    Oh, I forgot - you're a fucking moron. Next!

    "Hi, I'm a happy dippy breeder! I base a large portion of my self-worth on my relationships with other people, and I think that they care about my fat boyfriend. In fact, I'm boasting about my boyfriend on an internet forum, because it's 12:30am and he, once again, can't get it up. But that's okay, because he's incredibly subservient now and sex is icky anyway!"

    You're disgusting. Your post drips with syrupy sweet "princess, queen, sweetie, love!" affirmations and you should be ashamed of yourself. If I was your boyfriend, I'd smack the shit out of you with your "Chicken Soup" books and order you to get me a bourbon.

    Dr. Lou:

    I think it's the other way - men who don't get pussy say that the ones who *are* getting pussy are jerks.
    Same principle as women will tell each other that a more attractive woman has a chubby ass, or looks like a slut.
     
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  3. MacZ Caroline Registered Senior Member

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    I think a lot of the fascination with jerks has to do with delusion.

    Some women do like to flatter themselves that they have the capacity - the power - to get deep down inside of someone and see things that no one else can see, i.e. "niceness" in a person who, so far as everyone else can see is nothing but an utter jerk.

    More than that, they like to flatter themselves that they're the only person that can see it, and that by seeing it they make some kind of meaningful connection with the jerk that "no one else understands", that's so valuable to the jerk because finally someone has been able to see past what a jerk he is and get to the "real him", give him the "appreciation and understanding he deserves but never had".

    Of course, no one else can see it because it's not there. And the jerk gets to keep being a jerk because she's determined he isn't a jerk - not really - whatever he does. "Oh he didn't mean it. Not really. Really he needs me. I understand him."
     
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  5. Nebuchadnezzaar Registered Senior Member

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    dumb girls like jerks, and the majority of people are either dumb or jerks. So it might seem that way when you look around. If your not a jerk you need to find a girl who isn't dumb, it's alot harder. But worth the extra look around.

    - Jacko is Wacko (Stop Pedophiles) -
     
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  7. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    "If thats the magic key to getting pussy why don't you sissies just act like jerks?"
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    How cvlc is that?
    No ****.
    You act like a jerk if you feel say you want some boring average girl to play with and throw in the trash where they belong.
    But when it comes to the exceptional, you see how seriously hot she is.
    You see how jerks can't get the slightest time of day from her.
    Therefore, you do more than just sleep with her and throw her out.
    You partake in other stuff as such that healthy well put together individuals partake in.
    Meanwhile, you laugh at the bimbos and their jerks, and how the both of you can play either one like a puppet.


    "I have the sweetest man in the world who treats me like a queen . . . blah blah blah."
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    Get a evblhof mhgd.
    You're a fpceznm kpntds total ajlcn.
    Any guy that does all that garbage for you needs to af rinu.


    "I forgot - you're a fucking moron."
    That would be me.
    "You're disgusting."
    "If I was your boyfriend, I'd smack the shit out of you with your "Chicken Soup" books and order you to get me a bourbon."
    Again that's me! Isn't this fun?
     
  8. Paula Registered Senior Member

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    Xev

    "You are aware that there is no "b" in "witch"?
    Oh, I forgot - you're a fucking moron. Next!"

    You seriously didn't get that reference? And I'm the moron. Interesting.

    "Hi, I'm a happy dippy breeder! I base a large portion of my self-worth on my relationships with other people, and I think that they care about my fat boyfriend. In fact, I'm boasting about my boyfriend on an internet forum, because it's 12:30am and he, once again, can't get it up. But that's okay, because he's incredibly subservient now and sex is icky anyway"

    Ummmm, I'm 38 and been married for years and hubby works nights so I stay up and wait for him for reasons I assume you will figure out on your own. He's actually quite trim and fit and handsome. Also, I was answering someone else's post about my allowing myself to be treated poorly, which I don't. Don't you wish someone would wait up for you or is that more respect than you've ever given or gotten from anyone? Poor you.
     
  9. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Your husband ht z kzdj ztr and so are xpt.
     
  10. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Oh yeah thats definately true as well.
    But at the same time I could see how losers would think the way normal guys interact with females is jerkish.
    In comparison to them, you know those guys that obviously don't see females as human beings? like they'll call their male friend a fucking idiot but smile and drool if a female is just as stupid? I'll call a girl a fucking idiot, and later she'll still pay more attention to me than the douche that never says anything negative towards her and tirelessly tries to defend her from hearing such negative things.
    Look at zero, he's an internet version (which is somehow even more pathetic) do you think he would have made a thread about a male member that left after being insulted? Of course not, he would have joined in on the insulting.

    Someone like that would naturally see a male that can communicate comfortably with females as a 'jerk'.

    What you said would be the more common cause for 'jerk' accusations though. Because admittedly plenty of whipped sissies get females but are too satisfied to whine about the competition.
    I think TS is a case of my diagnosis (shocked by how normal guys can communicate with the opposite sex as though they are normal people rather than unreachable goddesses) while cool skill is a perfect example of what you're talking about (an unfocussed rage against anyone that gets laid). Notice the '

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    What they have in common is inferior ancestry.
    Females just instinctually don't like your chances of survival, they don't realise anyone can survive these days, so they're subconsciously thinking 'how is this joke of a person going to catch antelope, lead us to fertile lands, build shelter or defend territory against intruders? are you kidding me? This pathetic loser? I'm surprised he's alive right now, it must surely be luck that will inevitably run out very shortly.... I still can't get over how pathetic this worm is... geeze, even I want to kill him, fucking unbelievable". That is the translation of what is wizzing around their unconscious mind as they walk away from you thinking 'what a geek' with their conscious mind.
    You can act however you want, it will be transparent. You can't escape the person you are.
    And this is naturally a problem when we are talking about you guys, just think of it as a hurdle that can't be cleared.
    Feel better?
     
  11. Nebuchadnezzaar Registered Senior Member

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    what's the point? if you are going to be offensive BE offensive. Don't bore us with kindergarten cryptography.

    Do you have anything to add to the discussion?
     
  12. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    I'm not to insult people duh.
    I was warned about isulting people.
    goofyfish:
    "Not tone down. Stop."
     
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  13. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Stop trying to defend your jjme.
    They way normal guys do interact is jerkish.
    That is why they are normal.
    Losers = Jerks = Normal Guys.
    In other words you are saying:
    But at the same time I could see how jerks would think the way jerks interact with females is jerkish.
    Nice.
     
  14. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Paula:
    Ugh, I do NOT want to hear about some ancient chick getting it on.

    You're making arguments about my personal life? God you ARE stupid.

    My boyfriend is VERY romantic. Sometimes when he punishes me for disobeying him he leaves little heart shaped bruises.

    Dr. Lou Natic:
    I definitely see your argument.
    If a man knows he's of poor stock, he sees women as a force that's - simultaneously hostile and Goddess-like. She's a Goddess because she's unreachable and she *could* have his kids.
    But she won't.
    So she's a bitch who wants to be abused by a "jerk" who doesn't throw himself under her feet.

    Yup.
    And no matter how much she's conditioned to think that she ought to be a slut, instinct speaks and she'll refuse a weakling.
     
  15. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Teach me how. I would love to...

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    I suck because I'm not a jerk. Huumm....

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    I don't know how to act like one.
     
  16. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    "some ancient chick"
    That's me.
    "God you ARE stupid."
    I know.
     
  17. Repo Man Valued Senior Member

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    Rather than try to be a jerk, I've become a little more like this guy than I'd like to be.

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