I Hate Mothers

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by gendanken, May 9, 2004.

  1. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    From forth the kennel of thy womb ect ect
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  3. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Fuck off, bellboy.

    My uterus is a furnace, not a kennel.
     
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  5. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    Ahh so no plans to issue forth "a hellhound that doth hunt us all to death" then?

    A furnace?
    Sounds symptomatic of pelvic inflammatory disease.
    May I suggest a short course of metronazole and an extended period of sexual abstinence?

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  7. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Deecee:
    There are millions of them floating around standing water in your backyard as we speak.

    Its possible, pig.

    This is getting inane. Here, make yourself useful:

    "....A homosexual is a room full of women.
    We have misandry, misogyny, misanthropy and my own creation misopedo (pronounced meeso-peedo), yet we have none of equal caliber to describe a hatred of homosexuals.
    "Homophobia" lacks creativity- the lexiocn holds hundreds of words with phobia tagged as suffix.
    "Gay basher" is common with the proletariat.

    We need something striking, meso-classic. I've sat here close to 10 minutes drawing blanks- more later. "

    -gendanken

    Some word to tickle the ear to describe these weaklings- still can't think of one. Homoloatho....no. Now make yourself uselful and think of one.
     
  8. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Homo sapiens?
     
  9. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    'Homo sapiens' is already a euphimism for 'cockroach.'

    I'm looking for a word describing a hatred of queens or homosexuals- and it must tickle the eardrum.
     
  10. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Louisiana

    George Bush

    pusillanimous....heh heh he he...it says Pusilla
     
  11. MacZ Caroline Registered Senior Member

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    Sorry, you lose - courtesy of your prediliction for assumptions, about people for starters and, far more damaging, that you "see" it all already.

    What you see is one facet of life - mothers & motherhood - lived out by a certain people in a tiny subsection of the world. It's not representative, has no "scope" beyond the boundaries of your own small world, your assumptions included.
     
  12. Bells Staff Member

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    I'm shocked. This is one of the few threads where the Roid has left his post. And Roidy, I wasn't upset at you son. It was more that I was sick of reading your lovesick thoughts on the Wandering one.

    Gendy, I do agree with you somewhat. Single women are popping out their offspring as though their uterus were a revolving door. The benefit of this is that they can cash it all in at the social security office. They get the money while the poor grandparents become the new parents as they are forced to bring the children up. The mother then lives it up if she's lucky enough that the father(s) pay child support and if the dad's are deadbeats, then to the welfare office we go.

    Heh... Snorts with laughter... Now now DC, no need to be THAT feral. And I'm not going to ask how you know the cure for pelvic inflammatory disease.
     
  13. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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  14. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    That may be preferable to spending time pondering your motivation for asking.
    The first word that springs to mind is 'Dad'.
    I've never met a dad who didn't hate 'the queers'.
    Oops scratch that.
    I really should try to remember that I have kids of my own.
    Well I guess there's at least one dad in the world who don't hate homo's.
    On reflection I don't really see a problem with 'homophobe'. It may not 'tickle the eardrum' like a ********

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    feather but it is at least accurate. From a medical perspective the term 'phobia' runs all way from fear to hatred passing through the less travelled byways of aversion and irrationality en route.
    But none of this is good enough for you, is it Gendanken?
    Just like some neglected old tom cat you want your ears tickled while reserving the right to keep those claws unsheathed.
    So you want Dee Cee to find, nay, create a brand new word just for you?
    Would madam prefer latin, greek or some polyglot construction?
    Either way your off my christmas list.
    At the risk of provoking a hissing fit of claw and fur I must point out that your far too demanding IMHO.

    How about Mesoarsenokoites?
    A pretty literal interpretation and an ugly looking brute but thats the best I've got for now.

    BTW what happened to Mesomaturnis or did I miss the part where the topic changed?
    Dee Cee
     
  15. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    MacZ:
    A handful of character multiplied by millions of people is not a tiny subsection, you shitwipe.

    Why don't you coat your head in sulfur, run it accross a swath of phosphorous and set your fucking hair on fire?

    Bells:
    *grin*

    My, my, my ..that stupid bitch Wanda and her Mini-Me's.. Fascinating.

    Actually the benefit is that miserable wipes like myself who are so embittered with life and their ovaries get to revel in the looks these girls get when the baby's father rejects them
    when they're married and flabby and crying in some Atkins diet dying to lose weight
    When their children rebel in their teen years
    When the post partum depression sets in and they're all bloated and wretched
    When their husbands recoil from their fish fluids
    When their husbands now have to think about gendankens in order to get an erection around them.

    Sweeet.

    Bigblue:
    Touche.

    There's not a damn thing wrong with breeding- in fact, I plan on infecting the world one day with my own creation. What irks is the drama that accompanies this human pastime (aside: I'm a computer lab assist off and on and don't let me tell you about the nightmares of adults bringing their children in here).

    Deecee:
    *reluctant laughter*

    This coupled with Sarge's mention of Lousiana is ...amusing.
    A Dadaist it is then- it will no longer be considered absurd art.
    It is decreed this 27th day of May year 2004 A.D. that Dadaist will henceforth refer to a hatred of homosexuals and not a post-war art movement:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dadaism

    Off your Christmas list, huh?
    What's a girl to do when the stupidest, poorest man in the world has snubbed her from his precious Chrimstmas list?

    Remember my fantasy?
    "In my dystopic fantasy, I'm seeing a world peopled with nothing but men (all the ugly ones are shot) and in our caverns and dark corners are the mothers, chained up and kept fat to have babies with. Their only use would be babies for population purposes, pastel colored caves I'd be nice enough to keep them in.
    All in all, an antfarm with gendanken the only woman out among gods.
    "

    You, sir, would be the first corpse in the gutter.
     
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  16. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    Err... Find someone new?
    I've been that corpse in the gutter.
    It ain't so bad...

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  17. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    BTW

    Dadaist

    I believe that word may already be taken

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  18. Bells Staff Member

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    You've just reminded me of what my mother used to curse me with when I was a teenager... "I hope that one day you have a child just like you.. then you will know.. you will knowww".

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    She is a cold nasty woman when she wants to be..

    The issue I have with some mothers are the ones who make childbirth their occupation. The teen mothers who keep on having babies because they know that they will be paid for it. By the time they're 21 years old, they've had around 3 to 4 children and still looking for more. They don't care for the child, but instead leave it to their parents to care for the child as they go out looking for more potential fathers. Will be worse here in Australia as the Government has proposed that mothers will now be paid $3000 upfront for each child they have. Not only has the Government ensured that more women will have children, but also that many teenagers will become parents so that they can cash in, instead of getting an education and doing something with their lives before they start popping them out. Sorry I will stop my rant now...

    Mmmm hmmm... I'm sure it wasn't so bad. After all, you had the perfect view of the world going by. Not to mention the view you would have had up the women's skirts as they stepped up to the curb to cross the road.

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  19. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    DeeCee:
    No shit, Shirley.

    I will say this again and this time pull up to the screen:
    "A Dadaist it is then- it will no longer be considered absurd art.
    It is decreed this 27th day of May year 2004 A.D. that Dadaist will henceforth refer to a hatred of homosexuals and not a post-war art movement:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dadaism"
    -Gendanken

    (Mind you, I really like what you gave me.)

    Bells:
    We all are.

    But tell me something- are you or are you not sterile? Tell me to fuck off, but I could have sworn reading somewhere that you could not have children.

    And $3000 per mother just to *be* a mother sounds like a stretch- are you telling me that if I go there (Australia) this instant, naturalize, and get pregnant the government will fork over three thousand dollars to me sans strings attached?
    Smells fishy.

    There's nothing up a woman's skirt that Deecee can't find on his own body.
     
  20. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    Did you say that?
    So you did.
    I'd heard the word but didn't know its meaning.
    Oops.

    Have you talked this over with the absurd artists or are they all dead now?
    Indeed have you talked this over with any of the legion of queers in the art community?
    If I was an absurd artist how would I introduce myself to a gathering of gays?
    "I'm an artist formally known as Dadist"?
    How would this work at the next right wing rally I attend?
    Up on that stone podium looking down at the proles.
    I swear that I am a commited Dadist and I will promote and bleed for the cause of Dadaism!"
    What sort of a response would that get?
    "Fuck this irrational Nihilist lets go kick some queers!"

    Gendanken was it your intent to shaft the artistic libral elite and the low right-wing in the space of just one word?
    If so then I'm impressed

    If only that were true life would be so much more interesting.
    I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body you see.
    It used to be a problem but I'm ok with it now.
    Dee Cee
     
  21. Bells Staff Member

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    Not sterile per se. The ovaries are fine, but I was told after a long illness and several operations, it would be virtually impossible for me to carry a child. That plus the fact that I'm still severely aneamic would make pregnancy lifethreatening. It's a long story.

    Well it seems that with an ageing population and many couples not producing offspring, the Government in their last budget have stated that they wish to encourage people to increase their output of children and will pay mothers $3000 up front for each child born. This figure is meant to increase to $5000 in a couple of years. Plus child payment services from the social security scheme in this country will also increase. They were already getting close to $1000 for each child born, so they've just increased the number. It's the Governments way of trying to ensure that the population levels don't fall dangerously low. And it doesn't just smell fishy. It fucking reeks.
     
  22. Fenris Wolf Banned Banned

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    How is it fishy, Bells? Last I heard (which admittedly a couple of years ago) our birthrate was down to 1.8... in other words, our population without immigration would be going backwards - why do you think they keep increasing the immigration quotas? It's got nothing to do with humanitarian issues. A birthrate of at least 2.0 is required to maintain. Obviously, rather than increase immigration too much or allow that to happen, the government is trying to provide more incentive to reproduce. The problem of course is that the part of the population they targeted (ie Caucasian, middle to high income) still aren't having a bar of it.
    Still - this would have to be one of the best places in the world to have kids, if you're going to. Up front incentives, family allowance until they're 18 or so, and welfare for single mothers.
     
  23. Bells Staff Member

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    I agree with you Fenris, this would have to be one of the best places to have children. And we are facing a problem of the middle and upper classes not wanting to have children, preferring their careers and the freedom of not having children instead. However the concern is the amount of teenagers and other women who will go forth and have children for the sole purpose of getting the Government incentives. To a teen, for example, a $3000+ lump sum is a great incentive to have a child. I have seen so many cases of young girls purposely falling pregnant continuously for the very reason that they will get the cash incentives, and unfortunately the child does not benefit at all, instead the child is left with the grandparents or just ignored. While the incentives are good for people having children, they can also be bad in the wrong hands. While the Government offering a lump sum payment for each child born is a great idea on the one hand, on the othre hand it could result in the State having to care for many children whose parents only fell pregnant to get the money and then are unable to care for the child.
     

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