The Best Line In A Film. Bloody Ever...

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"-Heathers
"Singin' in the rain, just singin' in the *boot* rain"-A Clockwork Orange
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"-Dr. Strangelove
Actually, come to think of it, All of the dialogue in Dr. Strangelove is great, and most of Full Metal Jacket

 

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*your soul is mine*
mortal combat, the movie sucked but that line is cool!

 

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oh yea and of course.
*say hello to my little friend* [he says with strong cuban accent]
yup! yup! yup! thats the good stuff!

 

"They're dead, they're all messed up"

Night of the Living Dead

 

Carla was the prom queen.

 

another from the rock; "I'd take pleasure in guttin' you boy."

"do you have any idea how much that stings?" - jeebs

"you're going to listen to something i said? haven't i made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that i don't know shit?" - brodie

"mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer." - loki

"is there a problem officers?" - billy ray valentine

 

As for Dogma -- does anyone know the exact wording of the 'analy retented argument -- you cannot be analy retented if you don't have an anus ...'


Sheesh, it's too fast for my ears.

 

"you can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus." - bartleby

"you were martyred?"
"well, that's one way of putting it. another way is to say i was bludgeoned to shit by big fucking rocks!"

not one i'd use in life, but a memorable one nonetheless.

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Antifreeze,

Thanks.

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"you can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus." - bartleby

Yeah, but isn't there something before that that introduces this argument ...?

 

immediately preceeded by; "let it never be said that your anal retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results!" - loki

and since i don't want to add another post for no reason, let me add this most awesome of quotes in an edit;

"do you expect me to talk?"
"no, mr. bond, i expect you to die."

"who are you?"
"my name is pussy galore."

 

Thanks, Antifreeze -- that's the part I could never figure out.

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Alpha Beta: "What are you looking at, NERD!"
Booger: "I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Cleveland."

Revenge of the Nerds

 

"I don't love you and I won't miss you!"

(I think it was Goldie Hawn saying this to Kurt Russell in "Overboard.")

 

Thought of another:

"This is your room, Squeak."
S-- "Hey, this isn't so bad..."
"Yeah. That's the dog's bed. (Points to cardboard box on floor) This is where you'll sleep."
S-- "Oh man! That's fucking weak!"
"Yeah, but that's because you're a little bitch."
S-- "I am not. I am not a little bitch!"
(Trey Parker enters, eating cereal.) "Nah, but you ARE a piece of shit."
S-- "I am NOT a piece of shit!"
"But you ARE a little bitch."
S-- "Dammit! Screw you guys! I swear, if you guys rag on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!"
TP-- "Shut up you little bitch."
"Yeah, you piece of shit."

The film?
Basketball. Matt Stone and Trey Parker and Dian Buchurr (or something) as 'Coop' Cooper, Sir Swish-a-Lot and Squeak 'Little Bitch' Scolari.

The Flemster.

 

Yeah, good call.

The Flemster.

 

"Death is whimsical today."



I'm not sure where this is from though. Leon? Beckett?

 

"Tis but a fleash wound"-Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail....

"Four score and 7 mintues ago......."-Bill and Teds Execllent Adventure...

 

Anything from "The Fith Element"....

 

There are so many but the first that comes to mind, not even clearly :
when and where does this real world exist.....almost famous