Sargentlard – The Man Behind The Breasts

Discussion in 'About the Members' started by goofyfish, Aug 23, 2004.

  1. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    Although the risk of stalking or other harassment will be increased greatly by the posting of his true identity, I believe the revelation is too important to keep from the SciForums public. As it turns out, sargentlard is not the “tender innocent” that is pictured in his avatar. In reality he is a resident of Edmonton, Alberta and a loyal, though somewhat perverted listener to radio station 100.3, The Bear.

    Put the kids to bed and draw the blinds, folks. The following pictures are quite disturbing.

    :bugeye: Peace.
     
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  3. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    I hope the members of Sciforums do not lose their respect for me

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    Forgive me.
     
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  5. Repo Man Valued Senior Member

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    That is such a horrifying trick to play on someone!

    That poor bastard needs to go under the knife. He must be a B cup! Lard's avatar can't be bigger than an A.
    Won't Canada's health plan cover male breast reductions?
     
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  7. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Damn, that's yoo?! *Wolf whistles* I kan't believe it's not woman boobs!

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  8. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Remember that God is not extraneous.

    Sublime, perhaps, but not extraneous.
     
  9. Apeitheo ...decaying in the abyss Registered Senior Member

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  10. Hypercane Sustained Winds at Mach One Registered Senior Member

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    Haha, oh my.
     
  11. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Damn, you have some big titties dude!

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    That poor other guy on the pictures...
     
  12. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Was that other guy sucking them?!
     
  13. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    apparently yes

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  14. whitewolf asleep under the juniper bush Registered Senior Member

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    That was seriously disturbing...

    Sarge, plastic surgery is not an option but an obligation

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  15. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    I think he already has implants....

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  16. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    As the great Bob White says, "Things that make ya go 'Buuh!'".
     
  17. Repo Man Valued Senior Member

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    What I want to know is, are they going to pay for the counseling necessary for him to recover from the trauma of thinking he was fondling a gorgeous woman, only to discover the horrifying truth!

    Will he ever be able to tongue a nipple again?
     
  18. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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  19. thefountainhed Fully Realized Valued Senior Member

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    Now that's a good bloody joke
     
  20. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    *laughs for a while*
     
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    I miss Repo Man.
     

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