Who knows, my brother married a fat cow... err, woman. Looks like some men like them oversized. I do not understand why... but I do not care anyway.
The Gend? Why her? Why not you, my Adonis? I'd love to talk about you... and cum in your sweet mouth and all over your pretty face, fill your every orifice with warm, white fluid. Did I just write that? I must've slipped into the sexual sty and absorbed some of your massive, overpowering libido. Yes, baby, yes! ... whoops. You're irresistible, my friend. John sucks? My, my! I'll take it any way you like, dearest boy. Just make sure I scream in ecstasy. You can do that, right? No? Well, I love you anyway.
Gahhhh!!! Fuck my prudish cow of a girlfriend. Her twat is old and moldy anyway. Make love to me, Rappa. I desperately want to make love to a school boy.
Congratulations goes to Mr. Rapaccini: BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Past my laughing quota. Again. Dream: Me, of course. That said- I never took you for a cheap thrill. All jokes aside, you honestly do run over dogs? Those pwetty innocent eyes and the furry, chubby wubby face with the tail wagging when it sees you? You run that over? Doesn't mesh with a 'nice' person.
Dreamwalker: "The bigger the cushin'....the sweeter the pushin'!" Logically Unsound: "Guard, stwike him!"
I do not hunt animals down on purpose, but that aside, some animals (especially out in the country) run around and sometimes get on the street. Since I would probably wrap my car around a tree when I try to evade some stupid dog, or a cat, a bird, whatever, I rather run them over. So yes, I do run over various kinds of animals, and I don´t care how they look. It is not like one has much of a choice in such a situation.
Dream: ::*^*^*&$#^*&^$#*&(*&()&(*&):: And if a little boy were in the way? For that matter- something as useless as John or his family members, if they were in the way. Swerve to avoid?
Depends on where they are standing. Thanks to our grandiose road system (outside the cities) you normally have two choices, ride on or kill yourself (Normally people just do not survive a crash with a tree or another car at 100 kph...) So goodbye little boy, if it is my or his life, I would keep mine. Depending on the traffic, I could evade the little boy and crash into a minivan filled with a whole family... it all depends on the situation.
You should know better than to ask Dreamwalker if he'd swerve to avoid a human. He'd probably swerve to hit the human. Ain't it?
Mean? I didn't think you'd take offense. You are the person who posted once that he wanted to kill all humans. Aren't you? And of course consequences would be taken into consideration. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Hey, some months ago I also posted that I gave up my fancy plan of annihilating mankind. I came to the conclusion that this plan was cheap and cowardly. I only mentioned this idea in a thread about a railgun launched nuked as a joke. I am quite over my kill all phase. But there are some humans that might get under my tires...
I use a 2X4. Also. I accidentally hit the report post button and typed in what I meant to say and sent it off to the mod of this section (whom ever that is). Anyways, if you get in trouble it's my fault for being drunk and accidentally typing in what I typed in.
At least I have family. Actually is that where your inherent anger stems from? The "raised by wolves" effect?!
Dreamwalker: Still, pity. The thought of dogs getting run over is......some disturbing word I can't grasp. I'm just perplexed that it doesn't even .....fuck with your mind.
What?! Where's the flames? Where's the fury? You put me through hell and this is the extent of your rage against this DOG KILLER!!! I see. It's because it's a dog. It's because it's not a cat. Dogs are closer to humans and therefore do not inspire the rage that a cat killer inspires. I'm so disappointed. I'm so..... some disturbing word that I can't grasp.
I actually managed to hit a cat with my bike last winter... Alas the cat did not die, it limped away into some bushes and I lost sight of it since it was nighttime.
Now why should it "fuck with my mind"? I mean it is not nice if you hit/injure/kill an animal by accident. But I really do not care much, I also do not mourn a fish I catch, kill, cook and eat. And I even kill the fish purposely. Saying that I morn a dog that I killed by accident but not a fish that I killed willingly would be hypocrisy.
