Prophecy: December 11th, 2004

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Jocariah, Dec 2, 2004.

  1. Jocariah Registered Senior Member

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    ... you have followed me for some time now - back and forth you have traveled, both defending and rebuking me.

    what a wonderful adventure, for such a kind hearted person.

    how many days are left now?

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  3. SkinWalker Archaeology / Anthropology Moderator

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    Kettles. Pots. Several shades of black.
     
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  7. Jocariah Registered Senior Member

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    Here in the northeastern United States its 10:00 AM Friday morning, December 10th. In Enlgand its 3:00 PM Friday, December 10th and in Melbourne, Australia it is 2:00 AM Saturday morning, December 11, 2004.

    So you see, both time and date are relative to where in the world one might be.

    Cheers

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  8. Persol I am the great and mighty Zo. Registered Senior Member

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    Wow, where else can you get a kook geography lesson.
     
  9. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Hmm . . . Well, it's 40 minutes into the 11th on the West Coast now. Something should happen. But what? We should know within 24 hours.
     
  10. blackholesun Registered Senior Member

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    http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/12/11/iraq.soldier/index.html

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/12/10/pentagon.armor/index.html

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,141127,00.html

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,141149,00.html

    Hmmm...seems like a pretty normal couple of days of middle-east related stories.

    Again....it takes no prophet to determine this.

    If he were a prophet he'd know exact what'd happen and when. Everything else is just guessing. Shit, I can guess too. It doesn't mean I'm right. You're a moron Jocariah.
     
  11. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    In Britain now it is 10:02 AM, December 11th. Nothing has happened yet. I've been watching BBC News 24.
     
  12. Iris Registered Senior Member

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    Okay, here in the American Midwest it is now December 12, a beautiful but chilly Sunday afternoon, after lunch, and having bookmarked this thread with great anticipation last week, I am now back.

    And while I am washing the lunch dishes I am also here expecting Jocariah to please point out to me which of yesterday's headlines "counts" as his fulfilled prophecy.
     
  13. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    20:00 Sunday 12th December.
    Nothing has happened.
    Jocariah? Any answers?
     
  14. Jocariah Registered Senior Member

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    .. as is now quite apparent to all, once again, i have been proven correct ... with regard to what was prophesied.

    ...
     
  15. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    What the fuck are ya talking about, Jocariah?

    . . . I'm confused.
     
  16. Iris Registered Senior Member

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    I'm not.

    I know exactly what's going on.

    And it makes me angrier than anything I've read on these forums so far. Jocariah stands revealed as a mendacious BS artist--and I stand revealed as a clueless idjit who, knowing how often these kinds of people will go back and remove their posts, and knowing how important it is therefore to Copy and Paste the BS artist's post into one's own post, thus precluding their BS being erased off the face of the planet where you can't get at it and hold them to it, as I say, I stand revealed as a Sloppy Poster who--dammit--forgot.

    I now see, to my immense chagrin, that he went back and edited his Original Post at 12-03-04 at 04:20 PM to completely remove his "prophecy", which IIRC said something like, "I predict that on December 11, 2004, something tumultous connected to the Mideast will happen." (second thoughts, from a prophet? I didn't know the gift worked like that...)

    And I see that then on 12-03-04, 08:15 PM he added this post, deliberately phrased much more vaguely than his original "prophecy", thus to give him some wiggle room when--inevitably--his original prophecy didn't pan out:
    What I see is a waffling coward who doesn't even have the guts to stand by his original words.

    Okay, well...I'll play the ball as it lies, then.

    Okay, Jocariah, specify: just which (quote unquote) "Act of violence" "connected to the Mideast" on Saturday "counts" as your fulfilled prophecy? You're claiming, above, that your prophecy was fulfilled.

    How? Tell us.
     
  17. Iris Registered Senior Member

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    ...your claim here, Today, 05:54 PM:
    "Proven correct"--how?
     
  18. Jocariah Registered Senior Member

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    ... your anger has blinded you. you seek logic where non exists.

    My proof is with the events themselves - they have transpired according to my words, why then must i constantly repeat myself.

    If this proof is not good enough for you, then that is your concern, not mine.

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  19. SpyMoose Secret double agent deer Registered Senior Member

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    Jocariah has proven it! He is the sage of the ages, and woe are we for the mists of time speak only to him. Oh let me sit at your feet great master and learn of the vast lengths of your wisdom! What secrets pass through the shrouds only to your blessed mind!

    You say there will be turmoil in the middle east, then on the same day you predicted there are news articles about the middle east! It can be naught but prophecy, the third eye looking beyond for no man could have had this knowledge!

    Let us cast out the false leaders and analysts they employ and install the one man chosen by time itself to hold dominion! Even the murk of the future bows before his awesome powers of prediction!

    What prophecy next, oh great one? Will night follow day, or winter give way to spring? How does he do it?
     
  20. Neildo Gone Registered Senior Member

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    I didn't bother reading through all this, but from what I can see, people are kind of irked with Jocariah. Isn't he the one that made that thread with all the truisms and other weird stuff and then later posted how he fooled everyone and that it was some sort of psychology experiment or something like that? He's just ruffling some feathers. Ignore.

    - N
     
  21. Iris Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah.

    DNFTT.

    [leaves]
     
  22. Ophiolite Valued Senior Member

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    You must repeat yourself, for without repetition you are a shadow. Without repetition you are a mist dispersing in the morning sun. Without repetition you are fading echoes of a dying chord.
    Cycles and cycles, within cycles. Follow the Mandelbrot set till your psyche dissolves in the final fractal, witout repetition.
    Your emphemeral character, with the slightest, fairy touch of contact with reality, requires repetition to exist.
    Repetition is your modus operandi as well as your raison d'etre. You must repeat or die.
     
  23. n0n Registered Member

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    I'm a prophet, the winning lotto numbers are 54,16, 48,9,12 ... maybe not this week or next but I'd say within the next 100 million years or so. so keep on your toes

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    .. Lets see, what else, oh the world will end most likely by supernova. um. the second coming will occur but the catch here is no one will know who that is so it wont matter because people will have a better idea about what existance is then he does. uh.. all who use the library often will have 3 overdo books before they die. and uh.. most likely wont get laid either

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    ha ha j/k. We will find the center of all planets are made from the hardest stuff not the heaviest

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    .. and more pot will be smoked in the coming year then in the year BC 1302.

    see the key to a prophet is to lead people to believing your word is truth, not just setting a time and date cause well the most chaotic of events is existence and because of that, if everyone wrote a date half would be right so then the next day, 1/4 would be right, and the next 1/8, then 1/16, then 1/32,1/64,1/128,1/256,1/512,1/1024,1/2048,1/4096 and I'm sure I've narrowed it down to astronomical possibilities of always being correct cannot happen. It just wont. The human brain just have a connection like that to the universe, and if it does, tell me, what do I hold for the future of man kind, what if tomorrow I decided to not tie my right shoe, how will that change all of existence? because it will.... here just for the sake of doubt I'll tape a random card from a deck to my monitor, now tell me what it is. Just to make it more a prophet thing, I wont even look at the card. Till you post it.

    This actually isn't that bad of a topic.. what does the future hold, if we can narrow events down and assume making obvious statements then could it be narrowed down to logical events? per say if you knew all the events, could you tell what would happen to things not directly affected?
     
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