Aquarius. WTF?? I lie a lot, repeat my mistakes often and enjoy sucking cock? Well, at least I have an inventive mind.. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Pisces. Damn, I've said too much. I don't think this computer is secure anymore. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I'm also a pisces. The description of the signs are painful, but I have to agree with the pisces one myself.
Pisces, but I DON'T CARE ABOUT ASTROLOGY! I pity the people who believe their horoscopes, and th people who write them, well they get payed for writing a load of bumfluff.
Those descriptions aren't that funny.... Yeah, the virgo description says I fall asleep during sex often. Have to admit, sex is the most boring way to waste time. And?....
My horoscope is never right, regardless if I want it to be or not, or try to make it be. I suppose it's always sort of right, in that it assumes I'm a human and I do stuff. But beyond that... man. Even this pretend funny horoscope isn't right. Damn.
Hey. What the hell is this in the cesspool for? This is outrageous!!! It should have stayed in Free Thoughts. Wonder what Goofyfish's sign is?