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Try not to get killed -George Carlin

 

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Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. ~From the movie The Color of Money

The subject of gambling is all encompassing. It combines man's natural play instinct with his desire to know about his fate and his future. ~Franz Rosenthal, Gambling in Islam, 1975
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. ~Kin Hubbard

I had a good day yesterday, I walked into a casino played for about an hour and still came out with my pants on. --Me.

No wife can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner. ~Thomas Robert Dewar

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil. ~Heywood Broun

If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. ~Chinese Proverb

Now that last one, is sure to be amongs the diciplined players. Which as I've noticed around here in Vegas, there aren't many of them.

Godless.

 

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one of my favourites:

"The answer should not close your mind to the question"....QQ

 

Rogues do it from behind.

 

If we're all Gods children
What's so special about Jesus?

 

Don't walk off tall buildings- Slotty2005.

 

dont hit on chicks with weapons ~ me a few months back, ow

 

a couple of my favourites...
1)give a man i fish u feed him for a day, teach him how to fish,u can get rid of him for an entire weekend!
2)have you ever noticed tht anyone driving slower than u is an idiot and anyone driving faster than u is a maniac?

 

Use a goddamn condom!!

 

The fun that we had was worth going home sad.

 

"It is not how much you have....it is what you do with it that counts"
or something to that effect.....any one?

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"The best way to see tomorrow is to go to bed tonight"...Sabrina the witch.....ha

 

if you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs, then you clearly dont understand the situation

 

if crime does not pay y am i workin?????????

 

buddha said, " what isnt enlightenment ?"

 

ahh!!! Just thought of this one:

"If you can't fix it.....don't break it"

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What? It must've been the guy before coz it was like that when i got here... it was!

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ha...Barts logic...
"I didn't do it"

 

Surprising how often it still works though!

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