I'm Going to be a Dad!

Found out yesterday morning...
I'm shocked. We did it in our first try....

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I'm just.... wow....

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Jesus....

 

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Yeah, tell me about it wolfie. I'm so upset I'm sick.

 

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Muahhahahahhaahahahhahahahhahahhahaahahahhahahahahahhaaaa!!!!

Sniff.
Funny.

I hope it murders you in your sleep.
Or spends years slowly poisoning you.
Or Columbine style on it's 14th birthday.

Or maybe it'd be best if you live to see just how fucked up it's going to be.

Muahhahahahahhahaaa!!!
Nature is fucking hilarious.
(And. Yes. We're all sooooo jealous.)

Oh. Congratulations, Xev...

 

It's almost 5 am and this thread knocked the last bit of sleep out of me. And I have a long day ahead.
Truthie, I'll never forgive you for this.
Somebody sing me a lullaby.

 

Truthie...say goodbye to sex...

And get married quickly and still try to make an honest woman out of her.

 

No.
No.

Eh.

 

yes

yes

uhm...

 

Anyhoo...you should be careful with announcing it so soon. The first 3 months are always a bit tricky.

 

She's lying to you.

She thinks you'll leave her like all the other guys she's fucked. And when she's done using you, she'll find another poor ugly sap to trap between her sloppy, world-travelled thighs.

$10 says she'll come up with a story about losing it, but will miraculously be pregnant again next month when you have an argument.

Same old story. I am just sorry you are so stupid and naive. I hate to see people with good hearts get fucked over.

Never thought I'd say this, but water is right;

 

Good for you! Raise him/her so he/she doens't become obese!

 

Congratulations!

 

So....you knocked her up, eh? It's been a few weeks; is everything going okay with the pregnancy so far? Good luck to you.....you're going to need it!

 

I think you have been watching too many horror movies that involve dolls with knives....

Anyways... you can go crazy, I don't care...

 

Yeah, I know... read all about it...

We will see...

 

Oh really? That's not what her morning sickness have shown me...

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She is pregnant... REALLY pregnant

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. And we seen the baby in the ultrasound. It's still small, though, of course...

 

Congratulations, if that's what you want to hear.

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But what are you going to do now? How will your child look up to you? You're a 21year old kid with no education and few life experiences. I hope this is not something you come to regret, TS.

This is the sort of thing they try to prevent in high school.

 

Ever wonder that if she slept with you so easily, that she would have with other guys as well?

If you can see the baby in the ultrasounds, it's probably not yours man... They only look like a grain of rice at the 7th or 8th week of gestation. You haven't been with her that long if the posts are accurate. Do the math. You've been duped by big boobs and the oldest trick in the book.

But Xerxes is right... wtf are you going to do? How can you support and provide for a child when you can barely provide for yourself?

 

Ahh... no education? How come I speak 5 languages?

Most definetely not.

And they should! High school kids shouldn't have kids until they are at least 30 years old! Even then they are often not mature enough....

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People with above average IQs usually have a hard time at school as they feel bored. They also usually go through more life experiences than the average person. How many people here have had to fight against drug dealers? How many people here come from an area of the world where there's poverty and violence around them? You obviously don't know what I have been through....

 

Ever wondered that just because she slept with ME doesn't mean she is "easy" :bugeye:
Do you know how many guys would want to be on my place?

Like a pea. That's about the size....

She knows we have only enough to survive. Why would she choose me over other much richer guys that have asked her out?

Well, that's the only useful question/comment you have made so far- and I apreciate that. I have savings... Meanwhile, I'm just going to go to school and work...