1001 Things to do Before You Die...

206. Start an opium den in Cambridge University

 

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207. Expose the DOD as a fucking farce.

 

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208. Kill my enemies.

209. Kill that other guy who isn't my enemy, but just annoys me anyway.

 

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210. Become an instant kung-fu master and kick the living shit out of everyone who stands in your way

211. Drink nothing but coffee, while suffering from narcolepsy

212. Own a pet grasshopper

 

213 eat a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream, pieces of cherry, and peach

 

214. Hunt the most dangerous game of all– Man.

 

215. Understand how to be more understanding

 

216 Have a lotta sex till I go blind.

 

217 break into the white house and do whatever

 

218 eat many types of meat and vegies

 

219 sky dive from an aeroplane

 

220. Find a real lightsaber

 

Go to Jerusalem.
Pay some vagabonds to beat you up real well and tie you up to a cross.
Do a well memorized speech about God the prophets and whatever else sounds good in the bible.( lie as much as you can )
Appear in every front page newspaper in the world.

 

That may very well be the best idea I've heard of all day.

 

hapsburg despite me being a dick its cause i'm drinking and you are very forthcomig with your angry opinions and im sure if we know eashother wed make eachother bleed all the time and get drunk or maybe drink and then hit eachother bu just to let you know were cool.

 

225. Hunt Roman, Baron Max, J.B, wesmorris and Bells to extinction.

 

226. Make amends with Cottontop.

 

227.Lie in the middle of the ocean.

228.Sleep for 5 days straight! (With no one to bother me).

229.Have the hiccups until my lungs hurt.

 

230. Kill Jadon.

 

231. Find out what a human in a blender REALLY looks like.

232. Take over the world.

And not forgetting the most important one...

233. Find out what cyanide tastes like. I heard it's tasteless, right??