A smart man.
My answer to the OP is: it depends on how stupid people are. If they continue to buy Dunning Krugerands the house of cards will grow.
Definitely a cat person. We have a Bengal.
Cargo pants are useful anti-claw protection when the kitty is climbing your legs. Add a few layers of papers for extra protection.
White spirit/turps substitute is usually distilled petroleum while nail varnish remover is mostly propanone (acetone) or isoprop.
And now I have a drawer full of waterbottles, travel cups and similar. At least the 22 thumbdrives from today don't take up much space...
Grab the swag at trade shows/expos. You'll never buy a cup/waterbottle/pen/tape/charger/screwdriver/earbuds/highlighter/notebook again.
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