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    Volumes and such as...

    For a promotional thingy at my agency, a client wants a "guess how many balls in this container" contest. We need to know how many balls to buy. So .... Got a cylinder that's 20 inches high with a diameter of 9 inches. Need to fill it with balls that are .75 inches in diameter. I know...
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    The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKGuh44_LBc
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    Idiotic myths?

    I thought it went that he escaped to Antarctica and entered a secret entrance on a glacier leading him to an underground civilization deep within the Hollow Earth. :cool: Maybe that was Steve Guttenburg ...
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    The Thing

    Based on a short story called "Who Goes There?" by John Campbell. Excellent film. The scene where he takes blood and slices open everyone's thumbs was the creepiest thing about it, for me.
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    Psychic computers?

    When you add the digits of any two digit number, then subtract that total from the original number, you get 9 or a multiple thereof. Use that knowledge to place a page full of numbers, each one that is divisible by 9 next to the same symbol and you have the basis for a psychic computer. :D
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    Orbs ?

    So, this explains why orbs out in space are aliens and orbs in old, abandoned houses at midnight are ghosts? :D
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    Car trouble! :(

    Mine did pretty much the same thing. Timing belt broke. Needed new belt, belt tensioner, water pump, etc. Roughly $1000. Luckily, my Subaru has a noninterference engine, meaning, if the timinig belt breaks, the valves don't slap together and completely wreck your engine. If yours is an...
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    Gendanken's Constitutional TITS

    The purpose of the Constitution is to protect the citizens' rights to life, liberty and property. Its enforccement prevents the government, or agents thereof from violating those rights. A cop (government agent) who takes your property without due process is violating the Constitution. Johnny...
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    Do you know to play any musical instrument ??

    Piano/keyboard since I was about 4 years old (I'm 34 now) Guitar (since I was about 13) Harmonica/blues harp Some percussion Mostly play blues, jazz, freeform improv and self compositions.
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    The Most Offensive Film... EVER!!!!

    check out this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101420/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxsbT01MDB8dHQ9b258ZmI9dXxwbj0wfHE9YmVnb3R0ZW58aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u;fc=1;ft=21 Quick synopsis: God disembowels himself with a straight razor. The spirit-like Mother Earth emerges, venturing into a bleak, barren...
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    Sin City

    "Brutally Beautiful" about sums it up for me.
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    Songwriting - Music or lyrics first?

    It's easier to manipulate words to fit a rhythmic pattern than the other way around. If done the other way around, things can sound really awkward.Example: Starting with a line of iambic pentameter, try to say, "I went to Birmingham in November." It doesn't work. It won't fit the beat. You can...
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    Songwriting - Music or lyrics first?

    Make a rhythm. Put words to the rhythm. Make a melody from the rhythm. Make harmony from the melody.
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    What’s your porn name

    Flash Hemlock
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    Is chiropractic medicine "pseudoscience?"

    I went to one twice, at the urging of an ex-girlfriend. First time, back popped pretty nice. Next time, I left with a very sore lower back and a neck that needs to be cracked fairly regularly. I found out later that he was billing me $25, but telling my insurance company he charged $50. He went...
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    Is "doggie style" hyphenated?

    Typically, you hyphenate two words when they will be used together as an adjective. "They did it doggy style" "His proclivity for doggy-style sex made her suspect that he didn't find her all that attractive.
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    Is this a problem??!!

    Stress can be a factor. It can really throw off hormone levels. So, too, can excessive exercise. There are many women athletes who cease menses almost entirely. Hormones are built from fats, and women with extremely low body fat percentages (the aforementioned athletes, as well as anorexics)...
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    Gays in san fransico

    I also forgot: "I'm not gay, but the guy I raped in high school was."
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    Gays in san fransico

    Tough to say. US Census surveys have it broken down in so many different categories to check off... Curious Bi-Curious "I SWEAR I thought he was a girl!" "Had a fling" "Once in Prison" "Experimented in College ....but just ONCE!" Gay REALLY gay Flaming Charles Nelson Riley Did you...
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    Science Fair Project Suggestions

    See how many times you can electrocute yourself in an hour. Then, try to break that record.
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