Whilst The Flemster was cleaning himself up in the toilets, using a hand dryer to blast the worst of his 'spillage', the proximity alert system on...
The Flemster hobbled along the corridor between the Med-Wing and the Comms Station as fast as his broken toe would allow. The beeping from a live...
"Right," said The Flemster, "if this doesn't pick up in four or five more years, I'm packing it in!" With that, he stomped around the comms console...
The Flemster read and re-read the automated reply. He even printed it out and read it over and over again in hard copy. Then he got bored and decided...
Nearly ten weeks passed before The Flemster's plums stopped hurting enough for him to do anything. Now, he strode over to the comms unit, studying...
Space Admiral The Flemster woke once more. This time, it was the incessant chiming of a comms unit nearby that broke him from his filthy dream about...
Space Vice-Admiral (or whatever I was) The Flemster woke up from his stasis slumber, farted loudly and hit the snooze button.
(OOG: Cheers dude!) The thrusters finally ran out of fuel as the pod silently glided past Uranus. It was too small to be picked up by the monitoring...
(OOG: Yep. I'm back baby!)
Deep space... A tiny one-man pod, barely bigger than a coffin, tumbled end over end slowly towards a distant star, caught in its barely noticable...
Blimey! Anyway, thanks for the answers. My curiosity has been abated for a while!
Scifes, yes, I am aware that's why they are called nuclear subs! But, I think you'll find, most of them DO carry nuclear missiles.
Dave strode on to the bridge after a lengthy powering down session. He felt refreshed and ready for action. Shame there wasn't any, really. "BEEP....
In the event of an all-out nuclear war, what would the crew of a nuclear submarine be expected to do after they had launched all their compliment of...
(OOG: Been real busy with work, so not getting the chance to post. I'll leave Dave powered down in his cabin for now til I get the chance to catch...
Copy that.
Dave motioned to the comms woman. "BEEP. Comms, 1MC." A tone sounded throughtout the ship. "1MC, sir." "BEEP. Attention crew of the endeavour, this...
The bridge filled with alarms and flashing lights. Crew called out and shouted to each other, forcing Dave to take charge of the mess. "BEEP. Calm...
(OOG: I'm a bit lost as to where we are!) Dave Flemster left his quarters, having finished his classified paperwork, and entered the bridge....
Dave followed the progress of the missions he'd sent the Chief and Shin on. Both men had managed to steal the Dark Tigers, albeit with varying...
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