Bush still has three months - more than enough time to light the fuse that leads to Tehran, or Moscow. Do you think it would never occur to Rove,...
Have two Presidents - the candidate is President of only the states that he wins.
No.
A cookie is meaningful - before it is eaten. Once eaten, the abstraction of a cookie retains meaning, since cookies can be replenished. Enjoy your...
The chart indicates an inefficient distribution of resources.
If the average human is justified in eating pigs then I am justified in eating the average human.
Yes, dearie. Have the goats stopped screaming?
I know how to quarter a person. It's quite simple, really.
Spray the entire Middle East with laughing gas, and then drop tens of millions of pornographic magazines.
I'd rather Jews control the media than Nazis.
Cheney is the monkey and the world is his peanut.
You watch them because Big Brother wants you to watch them. You do what you are told.
'We didn't start the fire', by Billy Joel.
To sustain the porn industry.
12 hours per day.
If Curious George W(tf) Bush ever found itself in combat, it would throw its feces and bananas and pretzels at the enemy.
Perhaps Miss Lane's vagina is also from the planet Krypton.
Bush impeaches himself every day. The trick is to have the Senate remove him from office.
Attributes of God:
'Oh my god! Only the Right side of the cake is on fire!'
Separate names with a comma.
