After a long absence I thought I'd take a look in to see what's been going on in SF. I wasn't expecting a thread like this.. I'm upset to hear...
Ladies bottoms. Mmm. Noses, too. Eyes. True, though, what Carcano is saying - it's the whole package really. A back, a leg, a nose or an eye by...
You take drugs every day. There are drugs flowing through your body as we speak.
14. Yeah. You're going to try things anyway, so I'll not give you a lecture. All I will say is - don't smoke weed too often. Every now and then is...
More chance of catching a fish in the woods than a bird or bear...? The pill sounds interesting, but you haven't covered anywhere near the amount...
I'd agree with iceaura, having played both sports. The reason behind American Football just seems as though it's to get people crippled. That...
Or the average man on the street when piracy is the method of choice.
It's a pain in the arse to do. Buy a DVD player that copes with divx/avi/mp4 etc. They're really cheap these days. Alternatively, just connect your...
I was speaking to an Irish girl about this a few days ago. Apparently Irish and Scots Gaelic are still quite similar. If you knew one it would be a...
I thought you didn't drink, draqon? Tut tut. :p Cocaine numbs the throat. Maybe a little extreme though. When I had tonsilitis I gargled salt...
I got a nice one from JamesR recently for saying I'd enjoy intercourse with a particular woman. I'd love to see JamesR's definition of pornography....
Totally different ballgame, mate. :D
Hehe. Is there a name for this kind of thing, Fraggle? I get these ones - The Acme Flattened Coyotes (Canada) The Awsim Dudes (Egypt) The Bath...
Never say never. It would be an extremely impressive contraption if anyone ever made it, but I think 99.99~% of people would say it's a pretty...
It all depends on the power you put into the shot. Unless you could pause time and calculate the trajectory, knowing exactly how much power you were...
I knew a guy who had the toilet lid slam on his member. The injury required stitches. :(
Internal bleeding after a night of sexual experimentation went horribly wrong. The prosthetic leg lived to see another day.
Ouch! :( I've zipped myself a few times and nicked myself with a pair of clippers. Any injuries involving that are not funny. =/
It's nature's comedy. You can empathise with the person. You see their face change from 'oh dear, this might go wrong, but I could still be ok' to...
Anything that pays cash. Just don't tell the taxman! Handing out leaflets, putting them through peoples doors, delivering phonebooks or newspapers...
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