Old Mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over and the bitch got a bone of her own....
I think it depends on where the woman is in society. Popular/famous people who sleep around never get called slutty (which is strange, you would've...
Pain is nice ^^
Very true, personality over looks any day! I got lucky, my fiance is good looking (in my opinion) and has a lovely personality.
Heh, tell me about it. Less 'hot' guys or those with low self esteem are normally sweethearts. My fiance had low self esteem when I met him and he's...
True, but if my fiance changes and becomes less attractive, I won't love him any less because he's still the same person. And maybe looks would make...
Okay, this may sound a little weird, but this only happens outside right? Well, a few weeks ago, my fiance reckons he sensed another 'presence' in my...
I'm currently in a serious relationship, and I've got to say, it's amazing. My lover can make me feel better if I've had a bad day and it's strange...
This is hard, I'd have to say Eric Clapton Pink Floyd Green Day Jack Black Kurt Cobain Iron Maiden The Beatles Queen There are far too...
My plan is to get as many of my loved ones into a suitable 'fortress'( a supermarket/shopping centre), collect as many weapons as possible (knives,...
Hahahahaha! Ace! I've heard one like that: Little Zuki has to walk 15 miles every day just to fetch water. Why the fuck doesn't she move? Yes,...
I registered to post here, you guys have some fucking awesome jokes! I'll post some of my favourites, apologies if they've already been posted....
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