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Ronald Reagan recently died and went to heaven, and there he met Saint Peter. He started to look around and he noticed there were thousands of clocks everywhere. As he looked over at one he noticed that the hand moved just two ticks. He asked Saint Peter, "Why are there so many clocks in...

Shhhhh Sarge.....I'm just taking the mickey :D

The fault was mine - I apologise to you all for going over the top, my comments were uncalled for and immature, and spoilt what could have been an interesting thread. Peace :m:

Why on earth would America want to tread on your grass in Pakistan????????

Aw Bells.. You forgot to slag off the BNP too Talking of images - I detest the ones which show your brothers beating a white English lad. FIVE muslims beating ONE English lad, FUCKING BRAVE AREN'T THEY!!!

Your pics don't show anyone beating a muslim up The reason why the BNP, and organisations like Combat 18 and the National Front exist are to protect the British identity from foreign influences such as the Islamic filth which has been forced upon the native British public without invitation...

*Yawn*.. Yeah, what about it.

Nah, you need to be a native Brit first.

A white man walks into a pub in Oldham, totally shattered, screaming “All Muslims are shitheads". A man sitting in the corner shouts, “I take serious offense to that ! It's a bloody lie !” The white guy asks, “Why? Are you a Muslim?” He replies proudly, “No. I'm a shithead.”

CAREERS FAIR FOR ETHNIC MINORITIES Ever seen a "Careers Fair for Whites" - No, me neither! Here's another one - . News in brief: Jobs fair for ethnic groups

Speak for yourself, oh , you already have!!! :D

You are correct old bean. Difference is though Christians did that in the middle ages, Muslims are doing it today. Secularism rules the world today - Muslims had better get used to it.

What happens when a Paki eats a rat? He will have more brains in his stomach. What do you do to make a Paki pay attention to you? Start your sentence with the word Kashmir. What is black & brown and looks good on Paki? A Doberman. You're looked in a room with Saddam Hussien, Adolf...

Thank you Jenyar - yes I can be irritating, but its my way of finding answers.

Sheer poetry Oliver - Great post! There is more truth in what you have said than all the worlds religious books put together.

This says a lot about you. :D

Dee Cee If any of your "friends" ever get homesick or wish for a wife just like their dads got provided with, get them over to "Fatwa Sam's Online Bazaar". They can choose their wives themselves - just like a real Westerner :D Manhalah Manhandlah Just look at those...

I know the pub you're talking about, it's the Cresent and Moon just outside Buddrass (Formerly known as Bolton) They hold a camel race meeting every Saturday at 2pm, its riveting stuff, and then it's off to spear a fox or two. Home for chappattis with a refreshing pint of...

So you're saying that Islam does not want world domination