Nicotine in Semen

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  1. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    No giving me crap about this!!!

    My husband said he would quit smoking and I have noticed a diffrence in the taste of...well...his semen. Is it mental on my part, or could it be possible that the composition of his semen has changed due to not smoking?
     
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  3. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    LOL
    I guess, it's a fact nicotine kills sperm cells.. so..
     
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    Hahahahh Lol Lol Lol!
     
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  7. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    I'm surprised you can taste it over the smell of his sweat.



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  8. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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  10. orcot Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe do a test feed him cigars for a week and see what happens
     
  11. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    It kills sperm?? He has no sperm in his semen, so...
     
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    "Is it mental on my part, or could it be possible that the composition of his semen has changed due to not smoking?"
     
  13. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    But anyway, yes, it's fairly common knowledge that semen surpasses milk in it's ability to pick up odours. You can basically flavour it with whatever you wish if you can persuade the donor to eat or drink enough of the source product.

    Or so I'm told.
     
  14. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Oh heh, but what I wanted to say with that is that nicotin obviously ends up down there if it can kill sperm cells.
     
  15. orcot Valued Senior Member

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    this sounds like BS but the better kind, it sure would help a men motivate to stop smoking... I wonder if there's something similar you could say to a women
     
  16. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    We should care why again?
     
  17. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    While I was giving you an orgasm with my mouth you let out little smoke rings through your vagina! I think you should stop smoking soon or other types of geometric things might be coming out.
     
  18. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    This reminds me of the 'funky spunk guy' episode on Sex and the City. I heard that smoking may result in someone's sperm tasting bitter or salty.

    Imagine if us women could actually do that???

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    I would teach mine to do this

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  19. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    :bravo::roflmao::roflmao:
     
  20. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    Tell your husband he'd better start smoking again quick, or you might lose your addiction to ....well....his semen!

    Gives a whole new meaning to "smokin the pole". If the cigarette companies find out about this, it could be a whole new marketing angle!
    Our cigarettes are guaranteed to get your girl addicted to your spunk! She'll be beggin' to blow you!​

    Here's a list I found on how to make sperm taste better. I can't attest to its accuracy, but....
    10 Tips for better semen taste

     
  21. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    If a man has a vasectomy and there is no more sperm in it, does that mean it will be more fluid...no clumps? And could the vasectomy (again no more sperm) change the taste of it? So maybe its the not smoking, its the lack of sperm???

    and your top 10 list has two #5s. lol
     
  22. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Women need to make scarificies too. If that means swallowing sperm that resembles industrial waste then so be it.
     
  23. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    clumps come from shaking the wiener too much, resulting in the production of butter spermatoid lumps.
     
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