1001 Things to do Before You Die...

Konnichiwa

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How many things are there that everyone needs to do before they pass on to better places? Well, I think there are at least 1001, and the proof's in the title.

1. Live a really long time
2. Get lung cancer, and survive...then die
3. Jump off the Empire State
4. Grow a really long beard

 

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5. bludgeon a hobo to death with a hammer

 

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6. throw the hammer in the river
7.burn cloths worn while budgeoning hobo

 

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8. Overdose on heroin and jump out of a plane without a parachute
9. Bust into a police station with two tommy guns and shoot as many cops as you can
10. Strap a bomb to yourself and run into the mall screaming and blow it up
11. Set a church on fire and wait for a firefighter to make a heroic rescue and then grab the person they rescued and run back into the church with them

 

12. Prove Pythagoras' Theorem, Einstein's theory of relativity and all of Newton's laws wrong...by being infeasbly clever

 

13. Go on a rampage

 

13. Get one of those drip feed things and fill it full of vodka, then live like that without food for a week
14. Absorb yourself into your sofa, like that stupid american woman discussed somwhere else on sciforums

 

15. go in to space

 

16. Meet alien lifeforms from elesewhere in our universe that were cool and easy to get along with.

17.Time travel.

 

18. uppercut George Bush with my wang.

19. poop, pee, sneeze, cough, fart, puke, siezure, faint, have a stroke and a heart attack all at the same time

 

20. Make someone read and enjoy your favourite book.
21. Go trolleyracing down a deserted road, and get booked by the speed cameras
22. Feed the Ducks
23. Streak across the Sea World Nara spa and pool

 

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24. Tell God you are really sorry for rejecting Him your whole life and ask Jesus for eternal life. Ask and you will receive. Death where is thy sting now?

 

25 punch an australian idol contestant in the face
26 break the land speed record
27 drink 100 litres of vodka (not in one sitting, over time)

 

28. Drink 100 litres of vodka in one sitting
29. Break some more records
30. Be involved in a conspiracy against the crown/government/school/pub
31. Rob Fort Knox

 

32. Have an orgy with 6 women.

33. Travel around the world on an ocean liner.

 

34. have a orgy with 10 women
35. steal a f-15 tomcat
36. most of all rule the world

 

37 shave one of howards eyebrows
38 take someone hostage
39 be taken hostage
40 get the 1001th reason on a thread such as this one

 

41 Rob a bank
42 Punch Donald Trump in the face
43 Pull an inside job at an armored car company
44 Be in a porn
45 Drop your pants at a fancy resturant and pee on everyone.

 

46. Be involved in a heist (and pull it off sucessfully)
47. Become a photographer for a year, travelling round the world in search for the perfect picture