a nice thread for those of the spurious inclination..

Discovering an ancient subterranean chamber in your garden.

 

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Falling down it and breaking your legs.

 

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And then discovering an ancient healing potion at your feet.

 

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drinking the portion with out reading the "WARNING" label

 

Reading the small print that says it has orgasmic side effects.

 

Felling the unusual and strange tingling sensation of something growing on your back

 

The relief when it turns out to be a kitten crawling across your spine.

 

The joy of petting the kitting, sitting there watching its trance like state as it purrs when you notice to your horror that you...

 

Left the cooker on.

 

for several hours making the cooking plate red hot and your electrical consumption increase to that of a small African nation

 

Thankfully small African nations are quite small, so it didnt matter that much. The bill was actually a joy to pay.

 

As you pay the bill at the post office, you laugh a little to yourself think about how you are capable of paying an electrical bill equivalent to that of a small nation.
however unknowing to you an agent from SNES(Secret Nigerian Email Scams) is noting down and distributing your address to there top 10 list of targets...

 

That spuriousmonkey's a nice little fella, isn't he? I bet that - like most people of 'continental' extraction - he goes unshaven a lot of the time. I hope he's got a little beard. I'd like to pat his little head and stroke his little beard. I hope he doesn't smell though, like the French.

 

Wouldn't it be nice for us all to sit round a table, break open a bottle of lovely French Cognac, or even Armagnac and slowly quaff it down whilst nibbling on morsels of French cheese and crusty bread as we talk BS to each other...mmmm.

 

Sepp Dietrich

 

Raw sewage.

 

Cooked sewage.

 

with truffles, and a pig.

 

Double quarter pounder with cheese meal, supersized. Don't forget the 24oz of coke and the cup point five of ketchup.

Though I guess spurious would probably use mayonaise or something queer on his fries.

 

Anna Nicole Smith dead.