a nice thread for those of the spurious inclination..

Discussion in 'About the Members' started by The Devil Inside, Feb 8, 2007.

  1. Bells Staff Member

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    You want a hanky to mop up your tears of sadness lou?
     
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  3. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    *slaps bells' hands*
    nice stuff!

    marshmallows.
     
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    Globe artichokes!! With a nice garlic, vinegar and olive oil dipping sauce..

    mmmmmm...



    Sorry.. I have cravings at the moment.

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    Kittenses.
     
  8. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    I though all straight guys wanted to mount her.

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  9. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Pretty much...

    Annointing her tongue with a cyanide capsule is the standard follow-up to that fantasy, though... just to maintain a pretense of "intellectual honesty"...

    or something...
    LoL

    Oh ~!
    I forgot !

    Something nice...

    Mashed 'taters & gravy !

    mmm...!!!

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    awwww..you know im kidding!
    *gives bells a peanut butter and banana sandwich*
     
  11. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Not even in repose, no. I wouldn't touch her with yours.
    mmmm, Killjoy, you say the nicest things..
     
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    with lumps.
     
  13. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    thank you.
     
  14. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    A nice bonfire.
     
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    Playing with fire.
     
  16. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Genji.
    Not at all.
    But I have to thank you so much for the gay contribution.
    I've always maintained a theory that the only guys who proclaim an attraction to women like anna nicole and other "baywatch" type chicks (even though she wasn't in baywatch, but you follow me, I hope), were gay.
    There's a handful of notable women who are "every straight guy's fantasy" and my theory is only closet gays openly prescribe to being attracted to this fistful of women.
    They don't actually ignite the testicles of a real hetero human being, they fit a robotic manufactured standard of "what makes a female attractive" according to some zany global poll.
    Closet gay's in their adorable naivety are like "oh yeah dude, tell me about that pamela anderson/anna nicole dude, she is so hot I totally want to insert my penis into her... *dry reach* vagina", because they've heard her name mentioned as a sex symbol for straight guys.
    Real hetero's really aren't interested in women that look like that.
    Real hetero's "feel" which females are attractive to them, and it's practically impossible to quantify the qualities of a legitimately attractive woman, they pretty much arise at their own accord and they can easily contradict all of the "blonde and big boobs" rules, and equally blonde with big boobs women can be hideously unappealing- see gina lee nolin.
    Sometimes you'll get a pale red head, whose slightly overweight, who is just really really really hot, extra feminine and cute with an overweightness which straps itself to all of the right places. She breaks these alleged rules and wins.

    Then you get these lean tanned blondes with big jugs and you notice as a straight male that there's just something not there, they're just not naturally appealing to the hetero genitals
    Closet homos can never identify these beacons of genuine hetero lust, they can only identify the women who fill out "the checklist" of "what's hot". It relies on a knowledge based criteria, so homos can learn it, they can't learn the real thing.
    So as someone who sees it all I can tell when someone's a homo deep down aiming for these breast implanted tanned blondes.
    They have no natural sense of what's attractive in a female which they can confidently rely on, so they tick off the boxes and make sure some hoe fits the bill of what a hetero "should" be attracted to.

    It's so sad knowing that the reality will soon be widely known, and they sit there proudly with their oblivious fag hags.
     
  17. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    The lumps are the potato "eyes"...

    Chock full O' anti-oxidants...!
     
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  19. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    Doing a pee in the sea.
     
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    not missing DatGen.exe in my temp directory.
    ugh.
     
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    star gazin' whilst floating with Sir Render in the silken warmth of a balmy tropical (k)night's gentle swell...
     
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    :bugeye:
     
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    Chasing the Dragon.
     

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