A physicist explains ghosts in our digital reality

Discussion in 'UFOs, Ghosts and Monsters' started by Magical Realist, Mar 31, 2015.

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  1. Kittamaru Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Adieu, Sciforums. Valued Senior Member

    Why does he keep at it?

    Simple - because Anal Probing is the longest running gag joke in Alien mythos...


    Aliens are synonymous with Anal Probing... to the point that even Neil deGrasse Tyson weighed in on it!

    and yet, people insist it not only happens, but for good reason!

    So, to answer your question - why is this appropriate? Simple - because it has been the "butt" of alien abduction jokes and a mainstay of alien abduction stories for-fucking-ever.

    But, do go on... continue to paint MR as the "innocent victim". I wash my hands of this farce - the Alternative Theories forum is officially yours, Bells.
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  3. Daecon Kiwi fruit Valued Senior Member

    Isn't that what aliens are most famous for, kidnapping rednecks and giving them anal probes? It's even in South Park.

    I don't see how it's homophobic.

    It's like telling bear trackers in Yellowstone to guard their picnic baskets.
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  5. Magical Realist Valued Senior Member

    LOL at Kittamaru enthusiastically supporting the anal probing references. So MUCH at stake here folks!
    Here in fact is the real scoop on the alien abduction phenomena. Amazing what happens when you actually research something:

    "The examination phase of the so-called "abduction narrative" is characterized by the performance of medical procedures and examinations by apparently alien beings against or irrespective of the will of the experiencer. Such procedures often focus on sex and reproductive biology. However, the literature holds reports of a wide variety of procedures allegedly performed by the beings. The entity that appears to be in charge of the operation is often taller than the others involved, and is sometimes described as appearing to be of a different species.[5][31]

    Miller notes different areas of emphasis between human medicine and what is reported as being practiced by the abductors.[5] This could result from a difference in the purpose of the examination—routine diagnosis and/or treatment versus scientific examination of an unfamiliar species, or it could be due to a different level of technology that renders certain kinds of manual procedures unnecessary. The abductors' areas of interest appear to be the cranium (see below), nervous system, skin, reproductive system, and to a lesser degree, the joints.[5]Systems given less attention than a human doctor would, or omitted entirely include cardiovascular system, the respiratory system below the pharynx and the lymphatic system.[5] The abductors also appear to ignore the upper region of the abdomen in favor of the lower one.[5] The abductors do not appear to wear gloves during the "examination."[5] Other constants of terrestrial medicine like pills and tablets are missing from abduction narratives although sometimes abductees are asked to drink liquids.[5] Injections also seem to be rare and IVs are almost completely absent.[5] Dr. Miller says he's never heard an abductee claim to have a tongue depressor used on them.[5]"====https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abduction
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  7. Kittamaru Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Adieu, Sciforums. Valued Senior Member

    Oooh, poor baby. I'm so sorry you don't like that your pet subject is permanently associated with anal probing due to crackpots claiming that's what the little grey men have done to them!

    Entertaining though that your own post solidifies the point that anal-probing is a part of alien abduction culture.
  8. paddoboy Valued Senior Member


    Just a well know fact that has arisen with many stories of UFO sightings and encounters of the first, second, and third kind.
    I find it quite humouress, simple as that.
    I find it as appropriate as any other aspect of Alien visitations and encounters, and just as inanely stupid to expect anyone to believe.
    Now I must ask, what is it that offends you with this well known aspect that has developed from these mythical Alien encounters.
  9. Magical Realist Valued Senior Member

    Bells...did you run across the sickening one where Kittamaru says an alien was playing hockey with my liver? I'm sure you did. Totally disgusting and vulgar. That's the level of people we are dealing with here.
  10. Kittamaru Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Adieu, Sciforums. Valued Senior Member

    I would like... no, I would PAY to see where this quote came from

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  11. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Staff Member

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    I think part of the problem is that if we start out with a useless topic post with no real intention of fostering a useful discussion, and then add in a bunch of pedantic egotism that has no real reason to give a damn except, hey, here's a guy in the fringe section saying really stupid things so let's go down and show how awesome our sciency egotism really is, yeah, we're eventually going to end up with anal rape jokes.

    If I said, "Sit and spin; the ride stops at the elbow", just how many would believe I was referring to the carnival ride operator who uses his elbow to punch the start and stop buttons on the Teacups?

    Sexual harassment is sexual harassment.

    Dumb threads are dumb threads.

    When we mix these two components, the results are generally predictable.
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