Aliens on earth

From the sound of your post, I'd say forget the protein shake you're drinking and just try and cut back on your daily doses of Viagra and Valium.........

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Best way to make sure gourmet ETs don't make a delicacy of you: don't let them land! As soon as they show up in Earth orbit and refuse to even try communicating with us, we know that they have nothing to say to us - therefore, their intentions are not benign. So nuke 'em quick!

 

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Hmm, I wonder what ET tastes like? He looked a little stringy to me...

 

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I guess it really depends on your nutritional requirements.........Eating Et's doesn't sound to tasty to me.......Maybe ET might prefer eating us instead. If that's the case, if they ever land here on earth and humans are listed in their ET cook book, we would call them 'Cannibuts'! Yum.....Yum.....Yum!

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Oh, that is really horrible!! The look on the human faces is particularly disturbing... I wonder if SS commandos got a similar addictive buzz out of smashing the skulls of Jewish babies?