http://www.10zenmonkeys.com/2007/08/08/the-male-scale-10-archetypes/ List fails. Correct order is: 1: "Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat! " Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! 2: "You... you look like your face fell in the cheese dip back in 1957. " Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! 3: "I have come here to chew bubblegum or kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum. " Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
4: "I don't like this one bit. Not one bit. " Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! 5: "Put the glasses on! PUT 'EM ON! " Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! 6: "Formaldehyde-face!" Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
7: "I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can. " Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! 8: "It's like a drug. Wearing these glasses gets you high, but you come down hard." Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! 9: " I've got one that can see! " Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
10: "I just wanna get up to my shack and get drunk. " Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Let me simply say that, after reading that article, and especially considering Xev's revision of the scale, nobody should ever wonder why I find the concepts of manhood and masculinity so ridiculous.
Get up, Leroy. I got somethin' real fo' yo' ass in these hands! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
