I get the feeling you're not taking this seriously. But please, for your own good, think about it for awhile. If you don't pray to God, you could get eaten by a ghost! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Are you really that stupid? Do you think the police or fire department can deal with ghosts? Sure, they'll hose down the ghost and shoot it, smh. You'd be doing a hungry ghost a favor by giving more victims. Think about it!
OK atheists, don't worry I've got a plan to save you! Get this pumpkin, or even turnip, hollow it out, put a candle in it and carve a face. It'll scare off ghosts trying to eat you. No need to thank me, just knowing I've saved so many lives is thanks enough.
