Hey, cool. I never made it to the cow level. Is it as nasty as I've heard. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Alternative energy is a term used for an energy source that is an alternative to using fossil fuels. If cow rectum isn't an alternative source for you then my god you are some kind of freakish redneck ain't ya'?
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Hello Ass-Guard, just thought I'd drop by for a while. Have been missing some "intelligent" conversation lately.
See, he starts chanting those mantras when he's up against it. My guess is, he's in some cult that worships the god of methane (maybe the head guy saves up a real ripper for the communion, and they inhale as a group).
If you tied him up, and forced a plastic bag over his head, he would die while insisting the bag wasn't made out of fossil fuels, because there is no such thing."Don't let my obituary read that I was killed by a bag made of fossil fuels, because that is a dirty liberal communist lie!"
The Litany (final verse): "Shelter me from the plastic and the fossils Cover me with the thought it's only possible If you accept that carbon thinks And my big farts don't stink Remember me to my cult, they all love oil..."
hehehehhe, i never thought of that repo. i was refering to the fact that acording to him it shouldnt matter if i put a bag over his head because his body doesnt make CO2 so he cant suffercate