Buddha World!

Discussion in 'Eastern Philosophy' started by EvilPoet, Oct 25, 2002.

  1. EvilPoet I am what I am Registered Senior Member

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    Coming soon! Walt Disney, Microsoft, AT&T, Exxon and General
    Motors bring you.... BUDDHAWORLD

    YES! An adventure for the entire enlightened family! Book now
    for our nonstop flights from Encino or Boca Raton to exotic
    KATMANDU, the mystical city of faith, mountains and
    BUDDHAWORLD!

    IMAX theatres (with 70 ft screens) bring you the story of
    Gautama Siddartha, rebel with the cause of freeing all sentient
    beings from suffering! Witness as sheltered young Siddartha
    escapes the watch of his father's guards and witnesses death
    decay and suffering (with Dolby sound). Buy the Siddartha Tshirt
    and lunchbox.

    WONDER at the actual site where the young Buddha was born
    for the last time, purchase lotus flowers and the 'Buddha is
    Born' video (also available on LaserDisc).

    Stay at luxurious hotels near the temples! Swimming pools!
    Nightly dancing and Refuge Vows! Arrive a novice and leave
    a Tantrika (additional cost for this program, brought to you
    by The Home Dharma Shopping Network's 'Tantrika in a
    Week' Club).

    Pat the belly of the 250 foot simulated-gold-covered smiling
    Buddha while a photographer records the moment (additional
    cost). Experience the thrilling ride through the realms on Karma
    Mountain - the World Fastest Tallest ride through the experience
    of sentient beings. See the spooky Hell Realm! Wonder at the
    Hungry Ghosts Realm! Witness the God Realm! Buy the
    KarmaMountain Interactive CD ROM!

    Reserve now!
    _________________
    (Written by Dan Diaz)
     

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