Buddha's Apple Buddha was born a Royal Prince called Siddhattha Gautama, Sidd. To protect Sidd from a profound prophecy his King and Queen parents kept him isolated in their royal-prison, that was God's proverbial Paradise. This Paradise was more than a Prison because it was a Black-hole because – EXACTLY LIKE THE Bible – it had a First-rule, it also had a Forbidden Apple. His parents told Sidd, alias Buddha, that he could live in the Royal-Prison and have all the luxuries he could imagine BUT ONLY as long as he did not go outside – going Outside-the-Palace was Buddha's Forbidden Apple. Only because he prophetically ate his proverbial Forbidden Apple and went Outside his Prison/Palace could Buddha Awaken to find that the First-rule was utter bullshyt because its only purpose was to create a <1% royal-paradise simply by hiding/ignoring that 100% of the royal-domain is riddled with senility, sickness, sadness, suffering, misery, poverty, sorrow and death that is kept hidden/ignored in the <1% Palace/paradise. After Sidd prophetically ate his forbidden-apple and went outside his palace/paradise he sought out the greatest intellects that the “Hindus” monopolized in the world at the time. He sought out the greatest Theologians the world had ever known ... and he discovered that they also had all sorts of rules that praised/worshiped <1% god by hiding/ignoring the same 100% sickness, sadness, suffering, sorrow and death. And thus their rules were the same bullshyt that was the first rule, “don't-go-outside the palace (because you will find that 100% of the royal-domain is riddled with sickness, sadness, suffering, sorrow and death that is kept hidden/ignored in the <1% Palace.)” These theologians wanted to kill Sidd for having the audacity to call all their rules bullshyt. But because Buddha was a Prince these theologians couldn't crucify Buddha for his audacity like the Rabis and Rome crucified God, alias Jesus, for his audacity. After religion's theologians Sidd sought out the greatest scientists and philosophers the world had ever known and just like the theologians they also had all sorts of rules that made the <1% Reality appear real by hiding/ignoring the 100% that then has to appear unreal. So Sidd told these biggest experts of science that all their rules were also bullshyt because all their rules were exactly like the first-rule: “don't-go-outside the palace (because you will find that 100% of the royal-domain is riddled with senility, sickness, sadness, suffering, poverty, sorrow and death that is kept hidden/ignored in the <1% Palace.)” These scientists and philosophers wanted to kill Buddha for having the audacity to call all their rules bullshyt. But because Buddha was a Prince these scientists and philosophers couldn't crucify Buddha for his audacity like the Rabis and Rome crucified God, alias Jesus, for his audacity. And after religions and science Siddhatta, alias Buddha, sought out the greatest gurus in the world. And just like the theologians and scientists these gurus also had all sorts of rules for meditation, rote, mantras and rhetoric that was/were also bullshyt because their rules were also exactly like the First-rule: “don't-go-outside the palace (because you will find that 100% of the royal-domain is riddled with senility, sickness, sadness, suffering, poverty, sorrow and death that is kept hidden/ignored in the <1% Palace.)” These gurus wanted to kill Sidd for having the audacity to call all their rules bullshyt. But Because Buddha was a Prince these gurus couldn't crucify Buddha for his audacity like the Rabis and Rome crucified God, alias Jesus, for his audacity. And after Buddha realized that rules made theology-philosophy and science the same bullshyt that was the First-rule Buddha became an Ascetic and starved himself until he was skin and bone to discover how rules appeared to work with <1% by ignoring the 100% ... only to discover that there were also rules for Ascetics that were exactly like the first-rule: “don't-go-outside the palace (because you will find that 100% of the royal-domain is riddled with senility, sickness, sadness, suffering, poverty, sorrow and death that is kept hidden/ignored in the <1% Palace.)” And only after Buddha realized that all rules were the same as the first-rule did he quit seeking rules and rote and sat under the Bodhi Tree for the SELF (alias Kundalini, Shakti... Samadhi ) to explode and pickle his mind to forever Realize that the First-rule is a black-hole that every other rule has to fortify. This Black-hole that was the First-rule all theologians called God and all philosophers and scientists called Reality. -- Infinite and Eternal Sri Fukkamee
If your post is not bullshyt, you SHALL quote the sotcres to SHEW that any theologian wanted to kill Sidd. Btw, Sidd was born a prince, no doubt, but when he propounded his dharma, he WAS NOT.
No. Its not exactly like the Bible since it happened first in a different part of the world. Also the "prince" bit is definately a bit inflated. Chieftian's son would be more accurate.
