Hahaha, i knew id be the one to bring this thread back to life, anyone want to join me???Hampster??, a tad small, how bout a bunny??!
Sometimes whe I see threads like this I just wonder what the world is coming to, is the world a parody of some kind. I don't even know what to say about this post, maybe ts becuase its in a SciFi site but I am just in suspense. mLOL
You know why you wrap hampsters in duck tape? So they don't split apart when you fuck them. -or- So they don't pop in the microwave.
ive had anal sex with my wife and it made her cry, it depends on your size i guess, but if your well hung then i suggest dont just lube up and stick it in because she will be in pain and it will make her bleed, i suggest loosen her up with soemthing smaller before you go and stick it in, even if you ease it in with KY jelly, if your big its gonna fucking hurt her so be carefull.