Having my two nieces come and live with me after the death of my sister has really given a different perspective that I wouldnt otherwise have, being without my own kids. Recently, the one who is 17 years old confided to Uncle Carcano that she is really having trouble finding a boyfriend. She's still in high school and has a very high IQ of 148...and so finds most guys pretty boring. According to her accounts, teenage males currently divide neatly into two camps. 1. What she calls 'the grubs' who are primarily interested in sports, alcohol, and making loud noises...grunting, snorting and bellowing like farm animals. 2. The nerds...these are guys who are intelligent but overly cynical about everything except themselves...while at same time being unwilling to bring a minimum level of physical discipline to their life. They are often too fat or thin and have bad posture from hunching over computer games. Whats a girl to do...Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! So I asked, what percentage of your high school population are BOTH intelligent and physically fit??? About 1%...she replied. Me: Well, thats not so bad...out of 2000 students there should be at least 10 eligible candidates. Her: Yes...but how to get them all into the same place. What we need is a special club for alpha males. Me: I'm afraid that will never work...the school authorities will consider it too elitist. My advice is to do VOLUNTEER WORK at cultural events, classical music concert halls, and the theatre. You're sure to eventually meet somebody with education and class. So, what do you think people? Where do the ALPHA MALES hang out???