Childrens' Laws Of Ownership

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Preacher_X, Aug 13, 2004.

  1. Preacher_X Registered Senior Member

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    CHILDRENS' LAWS OF OWNERSHIP

    1. If I like it, it's mine

    2. If it's in my hand, it's mine

    3. If I can take it from you, it's mine

    4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine

    5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way

    6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine

    7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine

    8. If I think it's mine, it's mine

    9. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine

    10. If I...........................!

    Ooops, sorry! I've been reading the Israeli Foreign Policy
     
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  3. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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  5. buffys Registered Loser Registered Senior Member

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    that sounds like everyone's foreign policy to me.
     
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  7. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    america in particular
     
  8. Preacher_X Registered Senior Member

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    well yes america aswell but i was referring to the fact that Jews think Israel is theirs, w.bank,gaza,syria,lebanon,iraq are all theirs aswell.

    and by the way they are REAL excuses Jews use to say they own Israel its just i presented it in a more interesting and truthful
     
  9. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    meh, i dont know much about the situation in israel but it certainly sounds a lot like america
     

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