I suffered from extreme depression after my second birthday. I realised that on that day I'd just doubled my age - in only one year. What worried me after that was if I kept on at that rate then by the time I reached my eighth birthday I'd be 128 years old and more than likely dead.
If your bald in front that means you think a lot... If your bald in back that mean you are smart... If you are completely bald that mena you think your smart. (thats my own creation) Edit: you can say "if your bald in fron and back" as well. If you are talking to someone bald in front and back, say with hair just on the sides. Here is a good way to use it: You are talking to someione bald in fron and back. You say: "If your bald in front that means your smart". They will go "yeah? WOW" You say: "Yeah, and if your bald in back that mena you think a lot" They wil go: "Yeah? wow" They think you are complimenting them. Then you hit them with the punchline. "Yeah and if your bald in front and back that means you think your smart."
hmmm, maybe he did but i never heard it used by anyone else before. cracked my frien up when i was around 17yo or so. do you have any links?
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Some things aren't hard to predict Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Randall Munroe, xkcd, July 12, 2011
Basic differences Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Zach Weiner, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, July 28, 2011
Something About Monday Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Randall Munroe, XKCD, April 22, 2012 (Note: Would you actually believe I have the same problem with the word "Monday"? No, really. I do.)
We've Got the Touch Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Steve Benson, The Arizona Republic, July 8, 2012 (via Cagle)
Not far off Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Zach Weiner, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, January 30, 2013
The Human Triumph Life ... Everlasting? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Matt Tarpley, Mary Death, February 3, 2014
Huberiffic Candidate: Best Nerd Joke of the Year But do you really want to know? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Detail of Bug Martini by Adam Huber, August 25, 2014.
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