Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

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  1. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    Condoms 'too big' for Indian men
    A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
    This explains why Sam is always so grumpy!!!!
     
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  3. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    i often wondered why and know i know.
     
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  5. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    first, Sam is not "grumpy" she's feisty

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    second, something funny I read once in FHM, that highly scientific journal of male voyeurisms ... was that when asked to write in their penis length their survey found that Japanese men had the smallest penis (BUT Taiwanese women actually thought their men’s penises were the smallest) …. lol … according to their own confessions, Turkish men were the largest –which makes me wonder if really this simple little survey didn’t reveal that Turkish men exaggerate the most and Japanese men simply tell the truth!

    Anyway, I thought that was quite funny. If I remember right, the difference was like 0.1".. not much really!

    MII

    PS: I once said to an X girl friend, it’s not the size that matters but how … here she cut me off in mid sentence and said “sorry but actually … it is”
    Haaa, that’s was a joke

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    ... no really.... it was..

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  7. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    But this was not self reporting, it was actual measurements.
     
  8. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    What makes you think my boyfriend is Indian?

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  9. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Believe me, there can be too much of a good thing.

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  10. Ayodhya Registered Senior Member

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    Did the article say anything about the actual average size of the penises (not how much smaller they were)?
     
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    Sam: Try out a scotsman for size

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  12. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah she needs a Punjabi Jatt.

    I've been saying this for years, the amount of Hindu girls come to me and tell me how small cocks Hindu men have you wouldn't believe. Its the rice they eat If you ask me.

    Thank Allah I am a Pakistani, Punjabi. Hate to be an Indian!
     
  13. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Its about 3 - 4 inches. I feel sorry for the women you're going to marry my "little" Hindu friend.

    I suppose they (Hindu) women can always marry Punjabi Sikhs.
     
  14. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    You're derived from the same source group, you utter buffoon.

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  15. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Am I fuck. I'm a Jatt. Indo-Scythian/Indo-Aryan decent. We invaded India. My ancestors come form Siberia. Jatts are a distinct race. Don't ever insult the noble Jatts by giving them Indian decent. I always knew you were an Indian.
     
  16. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Another way to prove this is, I have a 7.5 inch dick!
     
  17. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    No, dipshit, I'm not Indian.

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    And, frankly, I figure you're packing 4". Just a guess.
     
  18. Redefine91 I piss excellence Registered Senior Member

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    Shame those black Freak of Nature penises dwarf all other ethnicities.
     
  19. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    So you admit, you're wrong? this is the second time I've caught you talking about of your ass.

    Put it this way my penis is 7.5 inches. I don't care if you believe me or not as it doesn't effect me and I know my penis is 7.5 inches. Size you claim my penis to be is inconsequential to me. Everyone on the forum would be more inclined to believe me, as my penis is attracted to my body to know what the fuck the size is rather then. Some dude who has penis envy and claims to know the size of my penis.
     
  20. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah they are such darkies, sometimes. I confuse many Hindus for the Negroid.
     
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    man i almost fell in love with you..thinking you are an indian..
     
  22. To Post It Up Banned Banned

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    Thanks for making me laugh, I love this forum already.
     
  23. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    What do you mean “Hindu men”? I could convert to Hinduism and I’m of Scandinavian stock.
    So really you mean Indian men, they could be Hindu or Buddhist, Xian or Allah-forbid - Muslim men.

    According to your logic what race is a fair skinned Chinese with Asian phenotypes that happens to be Jewish?

    Dear Muslim,

    1) there is no such thing as “race”

    2) There is nothing wrong with having a dark complexion. I personally think girls born in India have the most beautiful eyes – a sentiment shared by many I assure you – while many on the subcontinent may share this phenotype they are not a separate “race”.

    3) Many Ethiopian’s are stunning so why do you try to denigrate them? You only make yourself sound like a blockheaded bigot. Anyway, go back in time long enough and we all share a common ancestor, that includes you and Indian men and me and Indian men and Chinese and Japanese and Aboriginal and English and Aztec etc... (actually go back far enough and it includes you me and the yeast in this beer I am drinking

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