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  1. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    Once upon a time

    a tree lined street in Fairyland had some new residents move in

    these residents were:
     
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  3. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Bunny, a reformed prostitute just out of rehab and her 2 children Jessica and Guy. Jessica was 7 years old and autistic and Guy was 4. Guy, of mixed race, was a real cutie but Jessica seemed withdrawn and slightly strange and not only because of her autism.
     
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  5. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Zippy the wonder-midget, whose body hair had the tensile strength of titanium wire...

    Klaus von Vanabrace - alias Pogo, the world's most svelt Hippo - who, in his guise as a suprametaphysical researcher, had recently cloned god, and made a devil of a mess...

    Seducia the Nun, mega-sexual athelete from the nth dimension...
     
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    She had 'second sight' and was just now experiencing a premonition about Bunny, her mother. In her vision a tall dark stranger was .............
     
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    the tall dark stranger was non other than Klaus Von Vanabrace, they were neighbours
     
  9. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    standing behind her mother holding her tightly by the hair and about to stab her with a vicious looking knife.
     
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    in the background to the terrifying scene, the girl could see a flash of light, then she heard the words :

    " and..............cut, excellent, just two takes"

    what could this mean?
     
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    tablariddim:
    but she still does tricks every now and again when money is tight, and she charges extra for greek.
     
  12. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    2 posts in and here we are with the prostitutes. This is Fairyland, you sick fucks.

    They should be rent boys.
     
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    hahaha ToR this is sick, how could you LOL!

    On a brighter note here's my contribution

    "Bunny had been working hard all day at the mines, she was happy to be free of the prostitution she usually had been doing but there was still an inkling of doubt as to whether or not she could keep herself away from the cash. So it began that Jessica, at the age of 7 years, began tricking herself to other children her age. They all had fun with her body but it was her smile that kept them coming back.

    Now for Guy, well he was very handsome and so he took his sister for a ride every now an then paying her with the silk his mother had given him."
     
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    It means that they were filming a new episode of 'Drakes sword'

    bunny now a reformed prostitute is now an actress and Fairyland is the name of the production company she is presently working for. The new neighbours, all fellow actors in 'Drakes sword'. Poor little Jessica though, daydreaming the plot away! let's hope she doesn't reveal it to the audience................gasp..........oooooooooooh ahhhhhhhhhhhh

    Meanwhile, Bunny has only just received her script. She has not yet got the part where her character is killed off! How will she support herself and her kids then? Will she have to return to a life on the street or will she.........................
     
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    ...join the mysterious and exotic Seducia in the Order of Orgasmo... whence she might learn the nigh unimaginable techniques of the "Mynde Fuqque".
    No mere lewd act of physical violation (members of the order engaged in no manner of sullying of the body-temple via contact with the genitalia of infidel mongrels - but practiced the ancient secret method of Whang~Fu - the telepathic stimulation of the pleasure centers), the mega-athletes of the order were required to attain a level of mental discipline which 93.3% of life forms found impossible to manage with the ramshackle agglomeration of chemo-electrically active fat lodged between their ears.

    It would be a long, grueling path - but, as Seducia explained thoughtfully, it beat the hell out of the black lung life in the mine offered.

    Bunny remained pensive...

    Heavens,
    She thought.
    I've only just...
     
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    begun my autocircumcision. Is it supposed to bleed this much?
     
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    SWEET HOLY MOTHER O' JEEZUS !!!
    Bellowed Zippy, blundering into Bunny's on-set trailer in the good natured way he had of ignoring social conventions like privacy, and personal grooming (no scissor or razor manufactured could shave or shear him, needless to say).

    The sight of the poor lass' blood-spouting crotch set his devious mind to scheming.

    I can save you,
    He said slyly.
    But the price will be steep...
     
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